WHO: Uma Thurman and Swiss multimillionaire Arpad “Arki” Busson
WHAT: Have made a commitment to marry with an 8-plus carat diamond ring — yes, EIGHT FREAKIN’ CARATS — surrounded by 20 smaller stones
WHEN: Whenever Uma regains her sight after being blinded by the EIGHT FREAKIN’ CARATS
WHY: Um, did I mention EIGHT FREAKIN’ CARATS?! Oh, and apparently, they’re in love. Congrats, you crazy kids!
Ethan Hawke gets the nanny, Uma gets the handsome rich Swiss man. Aunt J thinks there’s poetic justice in that.
June 27th, 2008 at 11:41 amCatherine Zeta Jones’ engagement ring is 10 carats ! And what the hell happened to Uma’s nose ??she looks like an anteater !
June 27th, 2008 at 12:22 pmI hope the ring is suitably huge for her gigantic, ugly hands. I know it’s a controversial position but I have never understood what is supposed to be attractive about Uma.
June 27th, 2008 at 6:11 pmOy. Once again, we observe the mating rituals of rich Hollywood types who just can’t get out of the habit of getting Engaged and Married. To all the wrong people.
Really, it makes Brangelina’s script almost rational.
June 28th, 2008 at 7:04 pm