I can’t even write that without thinking of Ross and Rachel.
Anyway…
As you might imagine, a blogger has to be, well, obsessed with blogging to write every day. And I have been. Which is why I’ve only missed two days since I launched my original blog, Holy Candy, almost two years ago. It’s a strange addiction, an adrenaline rush, matched only by my passion for margaritas. I’ve done a lot of different kinds of writing in my time — from magazines to soap operas to press releases — and I think it’s the rare opportunity to actually interact with readers that makes blogging so damn appealing to me.
Of course, that can be a downside, too, when you get the delightful reader who imparts the helpful advice, “GET A LIFE U JEALUS LOOSER!” But, thankfully, that’s been the exception rather than the norm.
However, I need a mini-break now — just for a couple weeks — to recharge the batteries AND to work on a new pet project. Details to come. (I’m such a tease, I know.) Gossip has been slow and July Fourth is right around the corner, so I thought this would be a good time to take a breather. Of course, you just KNOW this is when Miley Cyrus will get busted for DUI without a license, but… such is my luck.
I will return on Monday, July 14th, armed with recharged batteries and information about my new venture. In the meantime, I hope y’all have a wonderful holiday!
Hugs, kisses & many outdoor summer margaritas,
Candy
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Happy Holidaying!
June 28th, 2008 at 3:32 pmWe’ll miss you.
June 28th, 2008 at 3:33 pmhave fun Candy, but whose going to crack me up now???
June 28th, 2008 at 5:15 pmHave fun Candy, this gives me a chance to catch up on the last couple of weeks worth of posts. I know I’ve been busy too!
June 28th, 2008 at 6:49 pmOh Candy girl… tee hee. You “looser” you.
The mind boggles (and even boogies and bungles) at the madly misspelled and crazily mis-directed comments you receive.
Ahem. I got this advice from a very alcoholic friend many years ago: “Maintain.”
Gheeese. So simple. Yet so profound. It’s the Middle Way. Buddha never said it better.
June 28th, 2008 at 7:31 pmOH NOOOOO!!! What will I do without my daily can candy fix! Hm, I might have to get a new addiction, I hear alcohol is popular with the stars, as is rehab. Have a good holiday, the celebrity obsessed will miss you
June 28th, 2008 at 10:04 pmEnjoy yourself, Candy– if I see any pictures of you at Clooney’s Lake Como villa I’ll know you’re not coming back.
now everybody go home, smoke a joint, and meet back here in 17 days.
June 28th, 2008 at 10:54 pmHope to see you back soon, but have a nice break
June 29th, 2008 at 12:28 amEnjoy your break. We all need to find some time for ourselves.
June 29th, 2008 at 2:37 amNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Vern?
June 29th, 2008 at 7:32 amCandy’s on vaycay! WhooHooo!!!!
June 29th, 2008 at 7:54 amARGGGGGHHHHHH
June 29th, 2008 at 9:03 amNOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHYYYYYYYYYYY
i’m sorry Candy that i havent been posting comments but this is no way to punish me you have the humer that Perez Hilton would have if he weren’t sooo mean all the time(not that he isn’t funny lol)
*cries in the corner
it’s ok i’ll be alright but if things go awry plz jump on the nearest computer that is close to you even if you have to sell your soul just for a minutes use of it and tell us what is happening!!!!
I am already getting the shakes. I am not sure I can go without Candy cold turkey like this.
June 29th, 2008 at 10:39 amHave a great vacation, Candy; you deserve it. As one of your original “Holy Rollers” (with a diff. name), I can’t believe it’s been 2 years that you’ve been making me laugh! That’s wonderful.
June 29th, 2008 at 3:38 pmHey Candy - Hope you’re going away someplace nice !! have a margarita for me Girlfriend !! We’ll all miss you !
June 29th, 2008 at 7:15 pmhey http://www.JealusLooser.com sounds like a good title for a new celebrity gossip blog….
I’m kinda glad you’re going on a break, that way I can catch up on the work I’m supposed to be doing when I’m actually reading this blog instead.
Have a good one.
June 29th, 2008 at 9:12 pmThis makes me sad
Bummer.
June 30th, 2008 at 5:27 amYou deserve it Candy. Your original Holy Rollers and your new Kirby Derby (horrible, I know) will all be here when you return.
Enjoy it babe!
June 30th, 2008 at 10:40 amI feel you Mateo!
June 30th, 2008 at 11:33 amThis is a Tragedy!
A Travesty!
A Candy-Ass-trophy!
Perhaps we need a Mojito STAT!
Hey,
You deserve it girl. We’ll wait impatient for you to come back.
June 30th, 2008 at 1:35 pmCandy, Please!
June 30th, 2008 at 3:11 pmHave a great vacay Candyland! We’ll be waiting for your return with open arms–okay for you we’ll put the guns down and just hug you.
June 30th, 2008 at 10:52 pmWe should turn this thread into drunken debauchery, ’cause that’s what Candy’s doing right now!
July 1st, 2008 at 5:57 amI SAY YEAHHHHHHHH TO DRUNKEN DEBAUCHERY!!! OH, AND WRITING IN ALL CAPS!!! WAIT, DON’T FORGET LOTS OF EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!
That’s it, I’m cut off.
July 1st, 2008 at 4:08 pmDoes that make you a Party Pooper Puppet?
July 1st, 2008 at 6:10 pmHave a great vacation, see you on the other side, and looking forward to your new project.
The frozen Joker
July 2nd, 2008 at 8:34 amOkay, breaks over…come back now!!!!
July 9th, 2008 at 9:06 amCan Candy come out and play?
July 9th, 2008 at 9:30 amI’ll be back soon, guys! Maybe even this week. Promise.
July 9th, 2008 at 11:05 amTake your time…we know this shite (celebrities/pseudocelebs and their crap)) gets old!!!
Hope you’re having a great time.
July 9th, 2008 at 7:39 pmAre you back yet?
July 10th, 2008 at 4:02 amI’m returning to the blog tomorrow. “See” you then!
xoxo,
Candy
July 10th, 2008 at 10:28 amyeeey!!! finally!!!
July 10th, 2008 at 5:30 pm