Antonio Banderas promotes his new fragrance… and it smells like Euro Man-Cheese. [Lainey]
When a new Ferrari and toupée just aren’t enough: Rolling Stones rocker leaves wife of 23 years for teenager. [Celebrity Smack]
Lynne Spears calls Jamie Lynn an “old soul.” In response, Maddie said, “Really? Mom seems pretty damn young to me.” [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas… in Amy Winehouse’s nose. [popbytes]
Brangelina plans their next adoption from China. Phew! I was wondering what they’d do with all that extra room in the chateau. [Gabby Babble]
Britney Spears films herself “going crazy” to be played during Madonna’s concerts. Um, couldn’t she have just used recent paparazzi footage? [POTP]
A 16-year old is an “old soul?” That’s a hard sell.
July 12th, 2008 at 7:38 am“Euro Man-Cheese”…NASTY!!!
July 12th, 2008 at 11:47 amBLUE Euro Man Cheese or Queso Azul de Hombre Euro. There’s something very wrong with me because if I was drunk enough I reckon I’d shag Antonio (provided sexy times started with a lysol shower).
July 13th, 2008 at 9:41 pmP.S. the fragrance is called “Blue Seduction” if you care
July 13th, 2008 at 9:41 pm