Lindsay is pouting because:
1) She wants Sam to return those ugly sneakers to DJ AM or wherever the hell they came from;
2) She’s tired of keeping their relationship on the down-low — her firecrotch burns with passion for Sam and she wants the whole world to know it! (Or, at least, she hopes it’s passion causing that burning sensation…);
3) She’s concerned about the stock market after Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac shares plummeted yet again today;
4) Sam is making fun of her because she thinks Freddie Mac is a new rapper;
5) None of the above. Lindsay is pouting because ______________.
none of the above. she wishes sam had a dick for her to ride.
July 11th, 2008 at 11:41 amNone of the above. Lindsay is pouting because she realised she accidentally left the house wearing fuzzy pink house slippers.
July 11th, 2008 at 11:44 amI don’t care what you say, I’d still do her.
July 11th, 2008 at 12:13 pmNone of the above. Lindsay is pouting because Samantha refuses to give her nether regions a tongue lashing.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:07 pmFire Crotch!
July 11th, 2008 at 5:21 pmBoyfriend is seriously bow-legged.
July 11th, 2008 at 5:39 pmVern, boyfriend is past bow-legged. That ho has parenthesis.
July 11th, 2008 at 6:05 pmHahaha Bri! Right on!
July 11th, 2008 at 10:58 pmAnd that hat…
July 12th, 2008 at 7:43 amParenthesis! Yar!
July 12th, 2008 at 12:18 pmDid Samantha pee herself?
July 12th, 2008 at 3:06 pm