Emily Blunt and Michael Bublé
2005 - 2008
British actress Emily Blunt and Canadian “crooner” Michael Bublé have split. The relationship was three years old.
Reported cause of death: Bublé’s Overactive Penis Syndrome.
Blunt, 25, and Bublé, 32, met backstage at one of his concerts in 2005.
“It was kind of love at first sight, but for a long time I thought it was infatuation,” he told the Sunday Mail in May. “But it wasn’t. It was love.”
It must have been love. But it’s over now…
The Relationship is survived by Emily’s awesomely-delivered Devil Wears Prada zingers, such as “I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight,” and Bublé’s catchy name that Candy enjoys saying repeatedly.
Bublé. Boob-lay. The Boob.
“Overactive Penis Syndrome” LOL. Seriously though, isn’t that the syndrom 99.9999999% animals with a penis suffer from? The difference is only that not all the male animals get the chance.
July 11th, 2008 at 8:55 pmMen LOVE boob-lays too!
July 12th, 2008 at 12:09 pmHe and Peter Cook “suffer” from that.
July 14th, 2008 at 7:22 am