Given my hiatus, I thought we may want to review and discuss some of the recent high/lowlights in entertainment news that I tragically missed:
Christie Brinkley once again proved her great judgment in men.

Madonna proved she’s still got it.
TMI?
Heidi and Spencer proved they’re even grosser than Candy’s dead toenail.
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Nooooooooooo! Not Candy’s toenail!!!
July 11th, 2008 at 11:07 amYes, a mysterious and untimely death. (It’s sandal season! Ugh!)
R.I.P.
July 11th, 2008 at 11:37 amHAHA Candy,
July 11th, 2008 at 1:34 pmMaybe your new Jersey Boyfriend was a little too vigorous in his toe-sucking!
I’m sorry, that was plain evil. Is there a full moon?
July 11th, 2008 at 1:35 pmI’ll bet that’s painful; sorry.
July 12th, 2008 at 7:45 amMysterious? Not caused by trauma? When was your last pedi?…may have given you an infection!
I think they’ve got press-on toenails…check it out.
July 12th, 2008 at 7:55 amNope, no trauma. And, not to get even more gross, but it looks like my other big toenail is about to fall off, too! WTF? I assumed it was from my ill-fitting sneakers (I’ve actually started exercising regularly, if you can believe it), but I DO get a pedi every few weeks… I cringe to think that may have caused it.
I have a press-on toenail now, Puppet. They’re called “Dazzle Toes.” Snazzy!
July 12th, 2008 at 10:22 amC’mon Candy, fess up, we know Vern has guessed the real reason. LOL.
July 13th, 2008 at 9:50 pm