Given my hiatus, I thought we may want to review and discuss some of the recent high/lowlights in entertainment news that I tragically missed:
Christie Brinkley once again proved her great judgment in men.
Madonna proved she’s still got it.
TMI?
Heidi and Spencer proved they’re even grosser than Candy’s dead toenail.
Nooooooooooo! Not Candy’s toenail!!!
July 11th, 2008 at 11:07 amYes, a mysterious and untimely death. (It’s sandal season! Ugh!)
R.I.P.
July 11th, 2008 at 11:37 amHAHA Candy,
July 11th, 2008 at 1:34 pmMaybe your new Jersey Boyfriend was a little too vigorous in his toe-sucking!
I’m sorry, that was plain evil. Is there a full moon?
July 11th, 2008 at 1:35 pmI’ll bet that’s painful; sorry.
July 12th, 2008 at 7:45 amMysterious? Not caused by trauma? When was your last pedi?…may have given you an infection!
I think they’ve got press-on toenails…check it out.
July 12th, 2008 at 7:55 amNope, no trauma. And, not to get even more gross, but it looks like my other big toenail is about to fall off, too! WTF? I assumed it was from my ill-fitting sneakers (I’ve actually started exercising regularly, if you can believe it), but I DO get a pedi every few weeks… I cringe to think that may have caused it.
I have a press-on toenail now, Puppet. They’re called “Dazzle Toes.” Snazzy!
July 12th, 2008 at 10:22 amC’mon Candy, fess up, we know Vern has guessed the real reason. LOL.
July 13th, 2008 at 9:50 pm