There are a number of things that can immediately turn me off in the bedroom. My mom leaving me a long voice-mail in the middle of the act, for example. A man with less body hair than myself. Being videotaped without being offered any distribution rights or profit sharing. (I HATE when that happens.)
However, upon seeing this picture of Sienna and Balthazar smooching on the Amalfi Coast in Italy, I now have a new #1 turn-off…
The role of Nipple Censor is being played by Saved by the Bell’s Screech, as he’s in need of the work
#1: Seeing my lover’s (current) wife’s name tattooed on his chest.
How… romantic!
I think the chest tattoo is a requirement for Sluttyienna. She’s only interested in guys who are already taken.
I wonder if Balthazar Getty’s brothers are called Caspar and Melchoir - y’know, like the three kings.
July 13th, 2008 at 9:30 pmI feel sorry for his 4 kids when they see this photo.
July 14th, 2008 at 7:12 amWho cares about the kids, it’s all about the nipple shot! Man. I feel sorry for her too–what is it with chicks who date married guys, what motiviates them?
July 14th, 2008 at 7:44 amwelcome back, candy
July 14th, 2008 at 9:58 amWhat is the blond chick doing??
July 14th, 2008 at 1:02 pmDude looks like Leiv Schriber.
Considering how she gave Jude hell when he cheated on her, I find it funny that she’s now on the other side of the fence.
July 14th, 2008 at 5:55 pmThe role of Nipple Censor is being played by Saved by the Bell’s Screech…
Excellent Candy!
July 15th, 2008 at 7:44 amHa Hah!
There’s nothing more romantic than being in your mid-twenties and being famous, going topless, canoodling with a married guy (who wants to be an actor, but who is mostly just a trust fund baby, and is married with children).
Ah, lovely world.
July 15th, 2008 at 3:58 pm