I know it’s only Monday — or Tuesday for some of you — but I’m pretty sure this juicy story has a lock on my fave tabloid report of the week:
The Daily Mirror (of COURSE it’s a British rag — love ‘em!) reports Jay-Z demanded to be served a watermelon carved in the shape of Beyonce’s breasts while staying in Africa for the THISDAY Festival last week.
Melons made into melons. Awwww… how romantic!
A source reveals, “One giant watermelon was split in two and ornately carved into a mold of Beyonce’s breasts. Two cherries were used as nipples.”
Which raises an important point: How can he tell the watermelon boobies are based on Beyonce’s? Does he carry around a mold of her breasts specifically for this purpose? Does her rack point to the left, to the left? And did he chow down on the melon tribute? Or cuddle with it at night?
Clearly, The Daily Mirror’s source did NOT conduct thorough research on this matter. Get us details next time, Kelly Rowland!
He’s got 99 Problems, but her tits aint one.
July 15th, 2008 at 12:42 amIs Gallagher in his entourage now?
July 15th, 2008 at 8:30 am