Fifteen-year-old Miley Cyrus wants to do a “younger, cleaner version of Sex and the City.” Um, sounds like her MySpace page. [Lainey]
Diane Kruger obviously didn’t follow her shirt’s “dry clean only” instructions. [Ayyyy!]
Heath Ledger’s family gives “Dark Knight” a thumbs up. [Smack]
Reese Rules. [Gabby Babble]
The low-down on the upcoming Heidi Fleiss HBO documentary. Low-down… a position she and her former girls know well. [popbytes]
Fame, aint’ it a bitch: Uma Thurman displays a — gasp! — protruding belly. [POTP]
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What Lainey said: “Sit DOWN, Miley Cyrus.”
July 16th, 2008 at 5:07 amRe Heidi: I always got a kick from the Heidi stories. This makes me want to subscribe to cable again.
(However, the thing she’s done lately that is so not right: trout pout.)
July 16th, 2008 at 3:33 pmHave you seen the ear in this pic of Miley? Is she growing a second ear?
July 17th, 2008 at 12:14 pmLike that famous pic of a genetically-engineered mouse with an ear on it’s back. Ewwwww!
July 18th, 2008 at 2:01 am