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	<title>Comments on: Brain Candy:  Hump Day Edition</title>
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	<description>Humor columnist musing about news, pop culture, observations and life as a chick with a stripper name.</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 22:20:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: librarian kathleen</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/07/16/brain-candy-hump-day-edition-10/#comment-14118</link>
		<dc:creator>librarian kathleen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 22:39:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Re Andy: a dick, as usual.

Re Rumer: girlfriend can't get a break -- with all those attractiveness genes in her system, she got a big chin and droopy boobies.

Re Shiloh: possibly the most attractive celebrity kid -- she knew how to put those attractiveness genes to work!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Re Andy: a dick, as usual.</p>
<p>Re Rumer: girlfriend can&#8217;t get a break &#8212; with all those attractiveness genes in her system, she got a big chin and droopy boobies.</p>
<p>Re Shiloh: possibly the most attractive celebrity kid &#8212; she knew how to put those attractiveness genes to work!</p>
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		<title>By: sacajawea</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/07/16/brain-candy-hump-day-edition-10/#comment-14086</link>
		<dc:creator>sacajawea</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 19:53:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"Izzie" has sure turned into a diva since making those movies. Slamming your employer=not a good move.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Izzie&#8221; has sure turned into a diva since making those movies. Slamming your employer=not a good move.</p>
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		<title>By: meli</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/07/16/brain-candy-hump-day-edition-10/#comment-14068</link>
		<dc:creator>meli</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:22:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>and by "she," I meant Izzy.

Also, fuck LC.  All of those girls are completely ridiculous.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>and by &#8220;she,&#8221; I meant Izzy.</p>
<p>Also, fuck LC.  All of those girls are completely ridiculous.</p>
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		<title>By: meli</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/07/16/brain-candy-hump-day-edition-10/#comment-14067</link>
		<dc:creator>meli</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:16:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'd almost rather her leave in the most boring way possible.  In fact, I think it'd be great if she were shoved into the background until she eventually disappeared.  She doesn't deserve any opportunities to shine.  Perhaps instead of a brain tumor she can just have an aneurysm burst and just fall flat right in the beginning of an episode.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;d almost rather her leave in the most boring way possible.  In fact, I think it&#8217;d be great if she were shoved into the background until she eventually disappeared.  She doesn&#8217;t deserve any opportunities to shine.  Perhaps instead of a brain tumor she can just have an aneurysm burst and just fall flat right in the beginning of an episode.</p>
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		<title>By: It's British Bitch</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/07/16/brain-candy-hump-day-edition-10/#comment-14043</link>
		<dc:creator>It's British Bitch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 03:22:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Two celebrities, two rescue dog stories. 

1) What a piece of trash Lauren Conrad is refusing to fulfil her obligations at a charity event. Also, even though it was an accident she is an EVIL EVIL person for slamming that adorable dog's face into a camera. Sweet little pooch. Hopefully the charity will receive calls from people disgusted by her behaviour and looking to adopt the little guy and other rescue dogs. 

2) The poor dog posing with Rumer is like "bitch, please, I'm trying to get myself adopted here and you're scaring everyone off".</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Two celebrities, two rescue dog stories. </p>
<p>1) What a piece of trash Lauren Conrad is refusing to fulfil her obligations at a charity event. Also, even though it was an accident she is an EVIL EVIL person for slamming that adorable dog&#8217;s face into a camera. Sweet little pooch. Hopefully the charity will receive calls from people disgusted by her behaviour and looking to adopt the little guy and other rescue dogs. </p>
<p>2) The poor dog posing with Rumer is like &#8220;bitch, please, I&#8217;m trying to get myself adopted here and you&#8217;re scaring everyone off&#8221;.</p>
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