Just days away from celebrating her sixty-third freakin’ birthday. Day-um.
I salute thee, Dame Helen.
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She looks better in a bikini than I ever will. Hell, she rocks the bikini better than Brooke Hogan!
July 16th, 2008 at 1:01 amIsn’t Brooke Hogan a clydesdale, though? With her parents’ genes, she just wasn’t built for a bikini, more like the wrestling ring.
July 16th, 2008 at 4:37 amWow! Are you sure that’s Dame Helen? If so, this woman is amazing and I have a lot of admiration for any woman that takes care of herself. She looks fantastic!
July 16th, 2008 at 5:06 amWow. I am imagining that this has somehting to do with plastic surgery, but really, that is a great job. I am sure it’s also good genes and great care taken, but I would doubt this is all natural. I want the name of her dr.
July 16th, 2008 at 6:42 amI’d totally hit that.
July 16th, 2008 at 6:56 amThe Daily Mail, which doesn’t give ANYONE the benefit of the doubt, claims Dame Helen hasn’t had any surgery — that she just works out like crazy. Regardless, she sure does look great.
July 16th, 2008 at 9:49 amThat’s true, the Daily Mail is ridiculous. But I feel like they will claim whatever makes a better story…in this case, NO surgery would be a better story. But they are typically overly brutal. At any rate, she does look pretty amazing. She always looks gorgeous at awards shows as well.
July 16th, 2008 at 10:27 amShe looks great! I hope I look like that when I’m her age.
July 16th, 2008 at 10:28 amI find it odd, though, that her face down not look good for 62…I mean, don’t get me wrong, it’s not terrible. But she looks like a granny. I am obsessed with this now. I mean, from the neck down she’s better than britney (not difficult) and from the neck up…well, still better than Britney, but still nowhere near, say, Susan Sarandon.
July 16th, 2008 at 10:32 amShe also has a great personality.
July 16th, 2008 at 10:50 amWow. That’s a beautiful woman. Inside and out…
July 16th, 2008 at 11:05 amHer face looks great to me!! It’s just her white hair that looks like a granny. I’m half her age and wish I looked that good in a bikini!!
July 16th, 2008 at 12:59 pmit helps when you’ve never had kids.
July 16th, 2008 at 2:05 pmMid: “isn’t Brooke Hogan a clydesdale, though?” CLYDESDALE - that is just too funny, I think I just piddled a bit. What a brilliant description for those who are large-boned. Damn. I will be giggling all evening.
July 16th, 2008 at 3:19 pmI adore Helen, she’s fabulous in every way.
But. This does have the aroma of Photoshop.
July 16th, 2008 at 3:28 pmI really think that is all her. She hasn’t had any obvious facial surgery so why would she bother tinkering with her body? She’s also never had children which accounts for a lot. She looks bloody fantastic - I want that suit!
July 16th, 2008 at 5:26 pmMid has been very Zingy lately. Makes me giggle like a little Diddy. From now on Brooke should be called “the Clydesdale”
July 17th, 2008 at 2:17 amthanks Mid!
That’s it! We gotta get the gig as Clydesdale’s wrestling manager! WWF, here we come!
July 17th, 2008 at 7:30 amfrewt-I found it,or one just like it,you can buy the suit really cheaply too from La Senza in the UK. Lookee here http://www.lasenza.co.uk/level3.aspx?d=4&collection=51&style=697180&product=251208&img=so08_19_top
July 17th, 2008 at 8:44 amI just read that she has no kids-that explains a lot :-/
July 17th, 2008 at 9:00 amhahahahaha-LMAO that it looks like it is Brad Pitt who just said that…
July 17th, 2008 at 9:00 amVern and Mid: “The Clydesdale” brilliant. It will totally psych opposing wrestlers out before they even enter the ring.
July 18th, 2008 at 1:59 am