You just can’t make this stuff up…
Behind on the latest sexual predator fashion trends? Well, don’t worry. Alert reader, Vern, is keeping us up-to-date with this latest story, in which 33-year-old (?!) Daniel Allen Everett arrived at a pre-arranged meeting for sex with an online contact he believed was a 14-year-old girl… wearing a t-shirt that said “World’s Greatest Dad.”
Wow, they’ve lowered the standards for that title even lower than the “Hottest Woman in the World.”
Thankfully, it looks like ol’ Danny Boy may be spending the next 20-40 Father’s Days getting “intimate” with cellmate Bubba, rather than with any young girls. “Who’s your daddy NOW…?”
ew. maybe he thought she had daddy issues?
July 16th, 2008 at 2:07 pmI think DAD is an acronym. I believe it stands Dumb Ass Douchebag!
July 16th, 2008 at 2:54 pmRight on Bri. Now I understand how Kevin Federline and Dina Lohan each won some kind of “parent of the year” competition.
Good find Vern (although me chicken chow fun isn’t sitting that easy after reading about this pervert).
July 16th, 2008 at 3:14 pmAnd let’s hope Bubba has been verrrrrry lonely for a verrrrry long time…
July 16th, 2008 at 3:19 pmI was hoping he had stolen the T-shirt.
July 16th, 2008 at 6:13 pmOr bought it in a thrift store. Put it this way: I hope to god he doesn’t have kids.
July 16th, 2008 at 8:25 pmThe t-shirt is his clever attempt at a disguise…
July 16th, 2008 at 10:30 pm*shudder*
July 17th, 2008 at 2:10 amHe stole that shirt from Sienna Miller’s new boyfriend.
July 17th, 2008 at 12:58 pmSacajawea for the win.
July 17th, 2008 at 1:02 pmAgreed, that was brilliant Sacajawea.
July 17th, 2008 at 2:40 pmHAHAHAHA!
July 18th, 2008 at 2:44 amCandy takes an ugle story-a Lemon,
and puts it through the Candy/Bat computer and makes lemonade,
and then Sacajawea spikes it with the grey goose!
Winning a Candyistanetta!
Please help with award title, I have to run back to my houseguests and can’t come up with anything fun.
Mateo?