Introducing Honor Marie Warren in “OK to Pimp Out Your Kid” magazine. [LA Times]
Sam Ronson blows Lindsay a kiss. Awwww. Guess that’s the only kind of blowing Lindsay’s into these days. [Lainey]
Amanda Peet issues a not-so-sorry apology for calling anti-vaccine parents “parasites.” [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Mattel unveils Hitchcock Barbie. Which is less frightening than the original Barbie. [popbytes]
The sex of Ashlee Simpson’s baby is revealed. Yet another step Papa Joe can cross off of his “Baby Whoring Marketing Plan.” [Celebrity Smack]
Mini-Me discusses his trauma over the sex tape leak. Yeah, you and me both, buddy. [POTP]
Penelope Cruz thinks the Hollywood gossip mill is “disgusting.” Um, does she think people are interested in celebrities for their work? Silly girl. [Gabby Babble]
Guess who had a romp in the back of the limo before the ESPYs? And, NO, it wasn’t me and Becks this time. [Ayyyy!]
Dear God Candy, I hope it wouldn’t be you and Becks anytime. Just think of him sweet-talking in that short school bus Minnie Mouse voice and the awkward silence followed by peals of derisive laughter that would follow the discovery that the famed Armani bulge is just a load of sweaty football socks shoved down there …ugh! how I loathe and detest that odious chav.
July 17th, 2008 at 3:03 pmYeah, we’d have to agree upfront that talking would not be involved. But I saw him at a recent L.A. Galaxy game and must say he seemed like a genuinely nice guy. Made an extra effort to high-five all the kids that approached him. Thanked the referees after the game when none of the other players did. Waved and smiled to all the fans yelling at him. It was pretty endearing, even to this usually cynical chick.
July 17th, 2008 at 3:08 pmMaybe I have misjudged him. His heart is in the right place. LOL
July 18th, 2008 at 1:25 amBecks isn’t supposed to talk. He’s a footballer. Kick the ball. Touch the ball. Give the balls. Look pretty. Wave. He does sound like a nice guy, kinda the antithesis of his sour dough wife.
July 18th, 2008 at 6:27 amYummmm, I’ll take any dude (ok, almost any) who can play soccer…so damn sexy!
July 18th, 2008 at 9:06 amBecks is some of the best eye candy on the Web.
And, evidently, he’s a remarkable football player (in United States parlance, a remarkable “soccer” player).
It’s always fun to see him, in deshabille. Hot.
July 18th, 2008 at 3:44 pmPuppet: I’m so glad you added the “almost any” clause. Just Google “Wayne Rooney” or “Paul Gascoigne” to see why.
July 19th, 2008 at 2:11 am