Hey, let’s play nice. That’s Harvey’s mom we’re talkin’ about. That said, I think I might be inspired to not go as Shauna Sand (again) for Halloween this year. Although balancing that book case on my index finger all night makes it difficult to ring door bells. Vern?
I’m following up my classic Halloween appearance dressed as Steve Irwin by doing Bindi Irwin this year. I can’t frickin’ wait!!!! I’d like to see Vern and Mateo dressed as twin Jordans (doing your chat show of course). That would be brilliant.
I just couldn’t resist the horrible pun; hope you’re not offended cos that means Mateo won’t lend me his pool boys again.
Re. Steve Irwin Halloween Outfit- very,very sick and wrong and in horribly poor taste: my pal dressed up as the Stingray. We were a grotesque double act with me squealing “Crickey” all night.
Brit Bit,
I bow down to your wickedness. I thought the person I suspect is 14 as Anna Nicole in clown makeup was the best, but, a bleeding, dying, stingray-infested “Crickey” blatting Steve Irwin is too f*cking funny!
If you invite me this year I promise to do better than my Amy Winehouse!
But what could be better than Amy Winehouse? You could go around beating people down and getting wasted all night and then claim to be “in character”. I’m sure loads of guys would love to do her “rent-a-mouth” father and call the press all evening as well. I’ll need help with the hair crimping for my Bindi so stay tuned!!!
All the trannies look up to her and went “WTF?!”
July 18th, 2008 at 1:24 amLooks like Big Bird’s albino brother met a terrible end.
July 18th, 2008 at 2:05 amHey, let’s play nice. That’s Harvey’s mom we’re talkin’ about. That said, I think I might be inspired to not go as Shauna Sand (again) for Halloween this year. Although balancing that book case on my index finger all night makes it difficult to ring door bells. Vern?
July 18th, 2008 at 7:13 amLMAO @ IBB
By the way, why is she holding up that 1 finger?
July 18th, 2008 at 8:28 amShe is such a mess.
July 18th, 2008 at 9:30 amShe looks like a used face pad after you’ve wiped all the glitter makeup off your face.
playing nice - she has nice legs.
July 18th, 2008 at 11:32 amCrotchless suit and lucite heels: Candy, this is the perfect outfit.
July 18th, 2008 at 3:37 pmMoonlit Dancer: she’s saying “smell my finger” - I assume it has been somewhere in the proximity of hubby Peter Andre’s bum hole.
July 18th, 2008 at 4:48 pmMateo, love,
July 18th, 2008 at 8:32 pmPerhaps you could balance the book on another appendage?
PS I am so stealing your idea for Halloween!
I’m following up my classic Halloween appearance dressed as Steve Irwin by doing Bindi Irwin this year. I can’t frickin’ wait!!!! I’d like to see Vern and Mateo dressed as twin Jordans (doing your chat show of course). That would be brilliant.
July 19th, 2008 at 2:09 amYou said “Twin Jordans”. Hehe…
July 19th, 2008 at 2:41 amOh Brit Bit-
Did you have the stingray protruding from your chest and everything?
Now That is classic.
Mateo, I think she nicely called us a bunch of boobs!
July 19th, 2008 at 4:00 amI just couldn’t resist the horrible pun; hope you’re not offended cos that means Mateo won’t lend me his pool boys again.
Re. Steve Irwin Halloween Outfit- very,very sick and wrong and in horribly poor taste: my pal dressed up as the Stingray. We were a grotesque double act with me squealing “Crickey” all night.
July 19th, 2008 at 8:35 pmBrit Bit,
July 20th, 2008 at 4:22 amI bow down to your wickedness. I thought the person I suspect is 14 as Anna Nicole in clown makeup was the best, but, a bleeding, dying, stingray-infested “Crickey” blatting Steve Irwin is too f*cking funny!
If you invite me this year I promise to do better than my Amy Winehouse!
But what could be better than Amy Winehouse? You could go around beating people down and getting wasted all night and then claim to be “in character”. I’m sure loads of guys would love to do her “rent-a-mouth” father and call the press all evening as well. I’ll need help with the hair crimping for my Bindi so stay tuned!!!
July 20th, 2008 at 3:53 pmwhat in the hell is going on in your life when you need thumb straps on your long sleeved shirt??
that peter andre is a lucky, lucky knave.
July 22nd, 2008 at 8:38 pm