Comments on: Elegance, Thy Name is Katie Price

By: Kmoney

Kmoney — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 03:38:26 +0000

what in the hell is going on in your life when you need thumb straps on your long sleeved shirt??

that peter andre is a lucky, lucky knave.

By: It's British Bitch

It's British Bitch — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 22:53:36 +0000

But what could be better than Amy Winehouse? You could go around beating people down and getting wasted all night and then claim to be “in character”. I’m sure loads of guys would love to do her “rent-a-mouth” father and call the press all evening as well. I’ll need help with the hair crimping for my Bindi so stay tuned!!!

By: Vern

Vern — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 11:22:58 +0000

Brit Bit,
I bow down to your wickedness. I thought the person I suspect is 14 as Anna Nicole in clown makeup was the best, but, a bleeding, dying, stingray-infested “Crickey” blatting Steve Irwin is too f*cking funny!
If you invite me this year I promise to do better than my Amy Winehouse!

By: It's British Bitch

It's British Bitch — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 03:35:39 +0000

I just couldn’t resist the horrible pun; hope you’re not offended cos that means Mateo won’t lend me his pool boys again.

Re. Steve Irwin Halloween Outfit- very,very sick and wrong and in horribly poor taste: my pal dressed up as the Stingray. We were a grotesque double act with me squealing “Crickey” all night.

By: Vern

Vern — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 11:00:39 +0000

Oh Brit Bit-
Did you have the stingray protruding from your chest and everything?
Now That is classic.

Mateo, I think she nicely called us a bunch of boobs!

By: Mateo

Mateo — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 09:41:21 +0000

You said “Twin Jordans”. Hehe…

By: It's British Bitch

It's British Bitch — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 09:09:13 +0000

I’m following up my classic Halloween appearance dressed as Steve Irwin by doing Bindi Irwin this year. I can’t frickin’ wait!!!! I’d like to see Vern and Mateo dressed as twin Jordans (doing your chat show of course). That would be brilliant.

By: Vern

Vern — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 03:32:44 +0000

Mateo, love,
Perhaps you could balance the book on another appendage?
PS I am so stealing your idea for Halloween!

By: It's British Bitch

It's British Bitch — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 23:48:36 +0000

Moonlit Dancer: she’s saying “smell my finger” - I assume it has been somewhere in the proximity of hubby Peter Andre’s bum hole.

By: librarian kathleen

librarian kathleen — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 22:37:00 +0000

Crotchless suit and lucite heels: Candy, this is the perfect outfit.