Turns out, Cosmopolitan magazine isn’t the only expert on the all-important matter of how to keep a man satisfied in bed. Luckily for us, Glamour also imparts its wisdom in the July issue’s list of “4 Crazy Sex Things Other Women Do.”
Here’s what those crazy ladies — and I — had to say:
AMY (33): “While my boyfriend watched TV, I pranced out in a schoolgirl outfit for a striptease. No one knows about my secret ‘wardrobe’ except for us.”
CANDY: Well, you, and your 10-year-old niece who’s pissed your 33-year-old ass is stretching out her school uniform.
JOY (22): “I’m pretty conservative, but my boyfriend and I tried out the sex toys he brought home one day. The relationship is over, but those toys moved right on with me!”
CANDY: Thus explaining why men are afraid to introduce sex toys to their girlfriends.
BRANDICE (26): “We had sex while my family was eating Christmas dinner in the next room. No one even noticed we were gone!”
CANDY: What better way to celebrate the birth of Jesus than to scream out his father’s name repeatedly!
NICOLE (26) “My boyfriend wanted to have a threesome — with another guy. So we went for it. Funny thing is, it turns out the boys hardly ever touched! He chickened out, but I loved it.”
CANDY: And now the boys are inseparable best friends who do EVERYTHING together, including showering at the gym. How sweet, indeed.
i love it when you take on these columns. too frickin funny.
July 17th, 2008 at 2:56 pmOnce again, I truly hope that young women are not taking this shiz seriously…not that there’s anything wrong with outfits and sex toys — I mean, seriously, have at it kids!
But, there’s something so ick about this sort of article.
Is it just me?
July 17th, 2008 at 6:21 pmIt’s not just you, LK.
July 17th, 2008 at 7:01 pm