Salma Hayek and French billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault have called off their engagement because:
1) Pinault finally realized he’s too good-looking for her;
2) Irreconcilable remote control issues: She likes American Gladiators, while he wants to watch Gossip Girl;
3) She got tired of him hunting “those pesky wabbits“;
4) Well, Salma doesn’t need any more of his baby batter now that Clay Aiken’s giving out HIS golden sperm for free!;
5) None of the above. They broke up because _____________.
He was never aware they were engaged at all. He thought she was his live in maid.
OK that was mean.
July 18th, 2008 at 11:12 amHer boobies got so big that they pushed him out of the picture.
July 18th, 2008 at 3:35 pmTwo words SPERM DONOR. They both got what they wanted he got a free ride in the sack; her biological clock was ticking, so she got a shot of super sperm.
July 18th, 2008 at 3:52 pmSalma realised she doesn’t need a beard cos she wsn’t fooling anybody.
July 18th, 2008 at 4:45 pmSalma and Penélope probably cooked up this whole thing. Salma dates a billionaire and has his child. A few months later Salma gets engaged to the billionaire. Then, after making the red carpet rounds–you know showing off the engagement ring, snugging, and making the love seem real, Salma calls it off. A couple of months later Salma takes Mr. Money Bags to court for child support and palimony. She’s granted 1.5 mil a month. She walks out of the court room with a sly smirk on her face and just as she greets the outside of the court house she sees Penélope waiting for her. Scandalous!
July 18th, 2008 at 6:35 pmYep, that’s the story right there. Escandalo!!
July 19th, 2008 at 2:06 amWait, wait, wait!!!!
July 19th, 2008 at 3:56 amIf what Bri says is true….can I have Javier? (Pen’s beard)
PLEASE!
I’ll give him a bad haircut he won’t forget!
Vern, the story is true. It has been written on Salma huge tittays. Penélope wrote the plan on them with invisible ink while they were watching Los Hombre de Paco.
July 19th, 2008 at 7:37 amSalma realized that Frank-Hank wasn’t really speaking Spanish…he was just adding -oh to the end of all his words.
EL FRAUD-OH!
July 22nd, 2008 at 8:27 pm