Comments on: Pop Quiz: Salma Hayek and Francois-Henri Pinault http://candykirby.com/2008/07/18/pop-quiz-salma-hayek-and-francois-henri-pinault/ Humor columnist musing about news, pop culture, observations and life as a chick with a stripper name. Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:29:04 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: Kmoney http://candykirby.com/2008/07/18/pop-quiz-salma-hayek-and-francois-henri-pinault/#comment-14363 Kmoney Wed, 23 Jul 2008 03:27:34 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=2520#comment-14363 Salma realized that Frank-Hank wasn't really speaking Spanish...he was just adding -oh to the end of all his words. EL FRAUD-OH! Salma realized that Frank-Hank wasn’t really speaking Spanish…he was just adding -oh to the end of all his words.

EL FRAUD-OH!

]]> By: Bri http://candykirby.com/2008/07/18/pop-quiz-salma-hayek-and-francois-henri-pinault/#comment-14209 Bri Sat, 19 Jul 2008 14:37:38 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=2520#comment-14209 Vern, the story is true. It has been written on Salma huge tittays. Penélope wrote the plan on them with invisible ink while they were watching Los Hombre de Paco. Vern, the story is true. It has been written on Salma huge tittays. Penélope wrote the plan on them with invisible ink while they were watching Los Hombre de Paco.

]]> By: Vern http://candykirby.com/2008/07/18/pop-quiz-salma-hayek-and-francois-henri-pinault/#comment-14204 Vern Sat, 19 Jul 2008 10:56:09 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=2520#comment-14204 Wait, wait, wait!!!! If what Bri says is true....can I have Javier? (Pen's beard) PLEASE! I'll give him a bad haircut he won't forget! Wait, wait, wait!!!!
If what Bri says is true….can I have Javier? (Pen’s beard)
PLEASE!
I’ll give him a bad haircut he won’t forget!

]]> By: It's British Bitch http://candykirby.com/2008/07/18/pop-quiz-salma-hayek-and-francois-henri-pinault/#comment-14198 It's British Bitch Sat, 19 Jul 2008 09:06:13 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=2520#comment-14198 Yep, that's the story right there. Escandalo!! Yep, that’s the story right there. Escandalo!!

]]> By: Bri http://candykirby.com/2008/07/18/pop-quiz-salma-hayek-and-francois-henri-pinault/#comment-14189 Bri Sat, 19 Jul 2008 01:35:33 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=2520#comment-14189 Salma and Penélope probably cooked up this whole thing. Salma dates a billionaire and has his child. A few months later Salma gets engaged to the billionaire. Then, after making the red carpet rounds--you know showing off the engagement ring, snugging, and making the love seem real, Salma calls it off. A couple of months later Salma takes Mr. Money Bags to court for child support and palimony. She's granted 1.5 mil a month. She walks out of the court room with a sly smirk on her face and just as she greets the outside of the court house she sees Penélope waiting for her. Scandalous! Salma and Penélope probably cooked up this whole thing. Salma dates a billionaire and has his child. A few months later Salma gets engaged to the billionaire. Then, after making the red carpet rounds–you know showing off the engagement ring, snugging, and making the love seem real, Salma calls it off. A couple of months later Salma takes Mr. Money Bags to court for child support and palimony. She’s granted 1.5 mil a month. She walks out of the court room with a sly smirk on her face and just as she greets the outside of the court house she sees Penélope waiting for her. Scandalous!

]]> By: It's British Bitch http://candykirby.com/2008/07/18/pop-quiz-salma-hayek-and-francois-henri-pinault/#comment-14179 It's British Bitch Fri, 18 Jul 2008 23:45:38 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=2520#comment-14179 Salma realised she doesn't need a beard cos she wsn't fooling anybody. Salma realised she doesn’t need a beard cos she wsn’t fooling anybody.

]]> By: New York http://candykirby.com/2008/07/18/pop-quiz-salma-hayek-and-francois-henri-pinault/#comment-14178 New York Fri, 18 Jul 2008 22:52:24 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=2520#comment-14178 Two words SPERM DONOR. They both got what they wanted he got a free ride in the sack; her biological clock was ticking, so she got a shot of super sperm. Two words SPERM DONOR. They both got what they wanted he got a free ride in the sack; her biological clock was ticking, so she got a shot of super sperm.

]]> By: librarian kathleen http://candykirby.com/2008/07/18/pop-quiz-salma-hayek-and-francois-henri-pinault/#comment-14174 librarian kathleen Fri, 18 Jul 2008 22:35:29 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=2520#comment-14174 Her boobies got so big that they pushed him out of the picture. Her boobies got so big that they pushed him out of the picture.

]]> By: Joss http://candykirby.com/2008/07/18/pop-quiz-salma-hayek-and-francois-henri-pinault/#comment-14161 Joss Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:12:20 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=2520#comment-14161 He was never aware they were engaged at all. He thought she was his live in maid. OK that was mean. He was never aware they were engaged at all. He thought she was his live in maid.

OK that was mean.

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