It HAS been awhile since Brit’s made an appearance ’round these parts…
In an unexpected development, Britney has agreed to give Kevin sole custody of Sean and Jayden.
And in other odd developments, it took everything — EVERYTHING! — in my power to not write the boys’ middle names, as well. What is up with that?
Kevin’s lawyer said (about the agreement, not the middle name situation): “Kevin is ecstatic and the boys are thriving.”
Yes, a good nanny can do wonders.
Britney will retain her monitored, twice-a-week visitation with her boys, as well as one overnight a week.
Hell, I spend more time than that with MY baby, Jose Cuervo (yes, I enjoy writing his middle name, too) Kirby. However, I’m on Day 11 of my one-month hiatus from Jose and let me tell you, Mama is NOT happy!
Sole custody, plus a big, fat, baby-Daddy allowance. How was that again, Britney? Being a mother is just so natural, and wonderful?
July 18th, 2008 at 12:19 pmAunt J feels bad for those boys but she feels even worse for Candy. 11 days without the sauce?? Aunt J can’t go a day without Bailey’s with her pancakes.
July 18th, 2008 at 5:16 pmI’m with Aunt J,
July 19th, 2008 at 3:53 amIs going without the sauce what made you run away from us Candy? Did we scare you straight?
Oh Candy, I’m dwelling with the Wild Turkey and Stoli this weekend.
Which makes me say again: better that Brit and Kev spend time with each other, instead of ruining other lives (just please not let them breed again).
July 19th, 2008 at 6:31 amNo, nothing that dramatic, Vern. Merely trying to get rid of my margarita belly. But alas… I fell off the wagon last night for a bottle of sake. And, I must say, it was worth it!
Wild Turkey and Stoli — cheers to that, LK!
July 19th, 2008 at 10:34 amI hope you have better luck than I did Candy-I gave up my red wine and didn’t lose anything. Maybe substituting chocolate is not the key to weight loss.
July 20th, 2008 at 4:14 am