The L.A. County Sheriff’s Department had the audacity to make Khloe Kardashian wait an entire 173 minutes before releasing her from jail for her DUI arrest today.
173 minutes! Don’t they know who she is? Yeah, me neither.
In comparison to other well-known dumb-ass drunks, Lindsay Lohan did 84 minutes while Nicole Richie served only 82. Hmmm. Sounds like Nicole should’ve been the one to design leggings with kneepads.
More fun facts: Khloe’s police report states that Khloe is 5′10″, 145 pounds. CandyKirby.com’s sources confirm that Khloe was weighed while standing on the moon.
Aunt J guesses she weighs 170 lbs at least.
July 18th, 2008 at 5:00 pmKhloe wasn’t released, she just prised the bars apart and then punched some of the wall around them out; a massive hole was needed to ensure she could get her gargantuan head out.
July 18th, 2008 at 5:08 pmP.S. the press agency mixed their figures up: 145 minutes in the pokey and 173 pounds on the scale (on the moon).
July 18th, 2008 at 5:09 pmlol@British. Khloe Kardashian is a huge heffa. Did you see the pic of her turning herself into police. Homegirl was sporting a pair of shiny black leggings looking like the whole moose with the knuckle front and center.
July 18th, 2008 at 6:00 pmSo let me get this straight we make fun of people for being too thin and we make fun of people for being normal size as well? They can’t win can they? LOL
July 18th, 2008 at 7:11 pmI agree with you, Sugarbear. Khloe looks perfect for her height.
July 18th, 2008 at 11:13 pmBri: I saw the shiny black leggings, the seams were straining around the massive moose knuckle. A very unfortunate choice of outfit. Her head fascinates me, so large and so square.
July 19th, 2008 at 2:02 amWhat’s more inflated - their egos or assets?
July 19th, 2008 at 3:36 amRebecca, I believe the assets are more inflated. Did you see the way that big headed heffa was holding those shiny black leggings hostage. Yep, the assets have proven to be more inflated.
July 19th, 2008 at 7:27 amBri - I guess that makes he an infalatble sex doll animated like the bride of Chucky…
July 19th, 2008 at 12:15 pmI think that she does look perfect for her height…that’s not the point. The point is that at 5′10″ 145 pounds would look VERY thin. Model thin. So the point is, she looks fine, but she does not weigh 145 lbs….
July 21st, 2008 at 6:55 am“…weighed while standing on the moon.” Love it!
Of course she’s going to lie about her weight - there are a bunch of assholes out there who would tear her apart for saying she really ways 160 (or so).
July 21st, 2008 at 7:05 amShe’s still my favorite Kardashian even if she lies about her weight.
July 21st, 2008 at 9:10 am