Okay, first it was Nicole Kidman. And now it’s Halle Berry, showing no signs of having given birth just FOUR MONTHS AGO. What is this evil potion they’re taking? And how can I get a vat of it? I’m about to give birth to twin slices of Papa John’s with mushrooms, and I don’t want stretchmarks!
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I’ve got their bellies
July 19th, 2008 at 9:45 pmIf anyone asks, I believe I got Angelina Jolie’s belly after she popped the Wonder Twins. Only here at CandyKirby.com!!!
July 20th, 2008 at 7:59 pmi have nicole’s weight she didnt gain during pregnancy.
July 20th, 2008 at 8:08 pmHmmm. It’s often a source of wonder — these media regulars who seem to have none of the normal aftereffects of birth.
July 21st, 2008 at 2:55 pm