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Jul
20
2008
Deep Thoughts by Jodie Marsh’s Breasts
Filed Under: Conversations with Celebrity Body Parts, Deep Thoughts
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Re. third pic. That’s not a moose knuckle; that’s a yak’s kneecap. Ugh! Nasty. That pic should be cropped so all we can see is the hot guy in the background.
Good find Rebecca. The “dress” reminds me of those pics of a surgical truss Candy posted a while back in “who wore it best”.
July 20th, 2008 at 4:00 pmTwo requirements to look “classy”:
1 - clothes must restrict ability of skin to breathe and should show yak’s kneecap (kudos, IBB) as much as possible; OR
2 - expose as much skin as possible, underwear optional
It’s either one or the other.
July 20th, 2008 at 7:55 pmshes so vulgar
July 20th, 2008 at 8:04 pmYeah, I am sure the silicone in her breasts would have preferred to be computer chips.
July 20th, 2008 at 10:06 pm(In the ‘dress’ anyway:) Every inch of her looks…I dunno…sore.
July 21st, 2008 at 10:01 amlmao@Brit. Oh man, yak’s kneecap! I have to use that one. OMG, that dress does look like the surgical truss Candy’s cousin’s old college roommate, Carol, was wearing after breast augmentation surgery. Aww, that was one of my favorite installments of Who Wore It Best.
lol @ Eize. I’d ratther walk around in those dirty a** dark blue jeans–with the whole in the knee and the pee/dirt stains around the crotch–that Samantha Ronson wears all the time than look “classy” like Jordie.
Oh man, lol@Moonlight, that was excellent.
Anne, I was thinking the same thing. Especially her fake breast. Looking at her is making my titties hurt.
July 21st, 2008 at 10:35 amIn terms of media effect, it’s fairly difficult to top that green dress JLo wore when she was with Puffy Diddy Sean John, or some of Pam Anderson’s outfits, or even a lot of Jenna Jameson’s get-ups.
But Ms. Marsh has, by dayum, succeeded.
July 21st, 2008 at 2:53 pm