I used to think the Moons Over My Hammy meal at Denny’s was the most embarrassing part of the U.S., but Brooke Hogan has proven me wrong.
It’s definitely her.
Watch — or don’t, and save a few hundred brain cells — as Brooke interviews prospective roommates on her reality show, Brooke Knows Best (About Tranny Hooker Fashion), and a candidate asks for whom she’s voting in the next election.
Brooke responds with this wisdom (and, no, I’m not making this up… for once):
“You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I’m so moody all the time, I know I couldn’t be able to run a country, ‘cause I’d be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?”
Yes, that’s EXACTLY why you’re not running the country, Brooke. Well, that, and because the scrambled eggs in the Moons Over My Hammy meal I had for lunch have a higher I.Q. than you.
Hey, it may be embarrassing, but it sure is tasty!
Brooke is describing the side-effects of “her” roids not PMS!
July 21st, 2008 at 11:08 pmIs she dead yet?
July 22nd, 2008 at 5:52 amThat’s so cute, how she still thinks that there are people who believe that she is a woman.
July 22nd, 2008 at 10:53 amSo people actually *want* to live with her? As in, share a house and put up with her society? Has anyone seen my faith in humanity? I could’ve sworn I had some at one point…
July 22nd, 2008 at 5:57 pmtoo funny IBB!
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:12 pm