*SNIFFLE* *SNIFFLE*
Let’s pull out our violins (or, in my case, viola) and throw a pity party for Khloe Kardashian, shall we? The famous-for-nothing reality “star” has recounted the harrowing THREE WHOLE HOURS she was forced to spend in the slammer for nothing much, really — just endangering the lives of everyone on the road with her drunk ass behind the wheel.
Khloe shares with Celebutard Central (a.k.a. E!) that the anniversary of her father’s death led to the drinking:
“Everybody deals with it differently, but I have dealt with it the hardest,” Khloe said, adding that “drinking was a way for me to just deal with it. We were going out a lot…trying to hide the pain. And I went out, but I went out the wrong way. We should have had drivers, and we just weren’t being smart.”
Um, thing is… Her father’s death was in September of 2003. While Khloe was busted in March. Oops. Aw-kward!
*CANDY SLOWLY PUTS HER VIOLA DOWN*
And then Khloe imparted this wisdom about the DUI:
“Honestly, I would never do it again…It’s just not worth it…It’s so much time.”
That’s right, kids. It’s not about possibly killing somebody on the road. It’s about wasting THREE WHOLE HOURS that otherwise could have been spent watching Dark Knight. Or, even more importantly, getting your highlights done. Remember: Friends don’t let friend squander hair salon time!
This has been a Public Service Announcement of the Klueless Kardashians.
That’s the second dumbest thing i have ever heard - well maybe just in a long time.
The dumbest is without a doubt Broke Hogan. But this comment almost ranks the same
July 22nd, 2008 at 2:01 amI have to quote my brother here, when anyone mentions someone useless he very sweetly and innocently asks:
July 22nd, 2008 at 5:48 am“Are they dead yet?”
Stupid bitch.
I’ve just spent the last two years learning how to walk again after being hit (while standing away from the edge of the road) by a motorist that ran off the road, hit me, killed the person standing next to me, and then hit a truck running the other way and killed himself.
The stupid cunt ought to experience a few months of pain, suffering, reduced mobility and anxiety, instead of a few hours in jail. Maybe then she might have a clue about what DUI can lead to.
July 22nd, 2008 at 6:28 amWord, Eugene. (And I’m proud of you.)
July 22nd, 2008 at 8:08 amRespect Eugene.
July 22nd, 2008 at 10:12 am