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Why does it say ‘fresh eggs’ on her shirt? Ew.
July 22nd, 2008 at 2:51 amKate,
July 22nd, 2008 at 5:51 amShe wants you to know that despite the old, wrinkly package, her eggs are indeed, fresh!
What Not to Wear…ever.
July 22nd, 2008 at 8:04 amI wish people would stop wearing those hideous gladiator boot/shoe atrocities.
Cellulite, anyone?
July 22nd, 2008 at 8:04 amSomeone’s mirror is lying to them.
Hey kids: I’ll be MIA for a bit because we’re flying to CO tomorrow for the birth of our little girl!!! Have fun around here.
July 22nd, 2008 at 8:12 amCongratulations, Mazel Tov Adopting Puppet!
July 22nd, 2008 at 8:25 amI wish you and your family all the best!
JHud is fab, but I mean, really…I wouldn’t wear those shorts, and I am not as full figured as she…and seriously,those sandals need to be wiped off the earth.
July 22nd, 2008 at 8:38 amCongrats Puppet! So glad for you and your hubby
P.S. Ave! I own a pair of gladiator sandals, mine actually fit however and do not slump down as if they are a male size 14 borrowed from a museum a la J-Huds.
July 22nd, 2008 at 10:16 amBrit-Bit: You are so right! It’s like someone doesn’t know how to lace up their sandals properly.
July 22nd, 2008 at 11:51 amThank you Vern and IBB. I had a moment inbetween preparation craziness to check in here…I’m having a hard time breathing (much like Jens cooch in that outfit) with all of the chaos! But we’re beyond excited.
Hold down the fort!
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:41 pmCongrats and good luck, AP. Also, BB…I am sorry, no matter what, I cannot get behind the gladiator sandal trend. I am hard wired to HATE them.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:17 pmThat’s a look that can be best put down to great sex. Ya know - when you’re having great sex in the early days of a fledgling relationship and you feel so damn hot n sexed up, you think you can wear anything and get away with it? That’s my theory anyway.
Shockingly inappropriate outfit aside, the girl has a lovely face and hair.
July 22nd, 2008 at 6:11 pmohh.. hello celulite!
July 22nd, 2008 at 7:10 pmOh. Dear.
I think she’s taking her style tips from Steven, of ‘Excuse My Beauty’ fame.
July 23rd, 2008 at 6:42 amSo, Adopting Puppet, i’m imagining you’re gonna be going home with a bouncing baby…. sock with button eyes sewn on it? Congrats!!
July 23rd, 2008 at 6:44 am