In the new issue of black Christian women’s magazine Precious Times, The View’s resident Mensa member Sherri Shepherd talks about her troubled past and says, “I was sleeping with a lot of guys and had more abortions than I would like to count.”
Or, she should say, can count.
She proceeded to talk about converting to Christianity (she was once a Jehovah’s Witness), saying:
“Oh, sometimes I say, ‘Lord, Juanita Bynum or Joyce Meyer would be so good at this table. They could lay hands on Barbara Walters and get her saved.”
Funny, sometimes Barbara says to herself, “Man, a muzzle would be so good at this table. I could lay it in Shewi’s big mouth and get her silenced.”
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Please, won’t someone shut that woman’s piehole?
July 22nd, 2008 at 5:45 pmJust when I thought the Clydesdale was the stooopidest celebutard, along comes a wizard.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:02 amBarbara should be ashamed of the fact that this woman is on her show. She is a moron, not funny, religious zealot, no talent…etc. etc. etc. Barbara’s years of journalism should have taught her better.
July 23rd, 2008 at 6:02 amShe also said she felt better about her abortions when a woman told her that when she dies, her aborted children are waiting for her in heaven and will say: “Hi Mommy”. No lie. She needs to shut both pie holes, have them sewn up and sit on it.
July 24th, 2008 at 10:59 am