Jul
22
2008

Sherri Shepherd Needs to Press the “Mute” Button

On her mouth.

In the new issue of black Christian women’s magazine Precious Times, The View’s resident Mensa member Sherri Shepherd talks about her troubled past and says, “I was sleeping with a lot of guys and had more abortions than I would like to count.”

Or, she should say, can count.

She proceeded to talk about converting to Christianity (she was once a Jehovah’s Witness), saying:

“Oh, sometimes I say, ‘Lord, Juanita Bynum or Joyce Meyer would be so good at this table. They could lay hands on Barbara Walters and get her saved.”

Funny, sometimes Barbara says to herself, “Man, a muzzle would be so good at this table.  I could lay it in Shewi’s big mouth and get her silenced.”

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4 Responses to “Sherri Shepherd Needs to Press the “Mute” Button”

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  1. librarian kathleen says:

    Please, won’t someone shut that woman’s piehole?

  2. Vern says:

    Just when I thought the Clydesdale was the stooopidest celebutard, along comes a wizard.

  3. Joss says:

    Barbara should be ashamed of the fact that this woman is on her show. She is a moron, not funny, religious zealot, no talent…etc. etc. etc. Barbara’s years of journalism should have taught her better.

  4. Sherri may be more stupid than Elizabeth says:

    She also said she felt better about her abortions when a woman told her that when she dies, her aborted children are waiting for her in heaven and will say: “Hi Mommy”. No lie. She needs to shut both pie holes, have them sewn up and sit on it.

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