Um, 9/11 was a shocking attack. Hiroshima. The 2004 Madrid bombings. The Battle of Britney’s Umbrella.
But this…?
… is a war easily won with a little concealer and lip gloss.
Jul
28
2008
Madonna is Victim of “Shocking Attack!”
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Her face looks like to me, it’s her arms that scare me!!
July 28th, 2008 at 1:50 pmOops I meant to say her face looks fine to me!!
July 28th, 2008 at 1:50 pmMadonna’s looking like she’s been binging a little. Or a lot.
July 28th, 2008 at 2:21 pmShe looks bad…so bad…
July 28th, 2008 at 2:31 pmIt’s a toss up between her and Amy Winehouse for the most fucked up looking body, really.
July 28th, 2008 at 3:01 pm… is a war easily won with a little concealer and lip gloss.
And laying off the roids…
Funny thing is if she wasn’t fighting the aging SOOOOOOOOOO HARD she’d probably look a million times better.
July 28th, 2008 at 3:22 pmThose arms, those cheekbones …
With all the time and effort she allegedly spends to stay young, I have to say the program ain’t working.
July 28th, 2008 at 3:30 pmIt’s funny that you never see Madonna and Madame the puppet in the same room at one time.
July 28th, 2008 at 3:48 pmDon’t forget three square meals a day, Candy.
DAMN.
July 28th, 2008 at 5:50 pmUh Oh, is the world coming to an end? Because she finally looks as ugly on the outside as she is on the inside.
July 28th, 2008 at 8:56 pmVern, at first I thought I was looking at the Naomi Campbell photo and thought, yeah, you’re spot on! Then I realized, oh, it’s the Madonna photo, and um, I don’t know what to think. But you are right, such a rigid business mind is ugly.
July 29th, 2008 at 5:33 amRight on Mid,
When I see her all I can imagine are little $$$$ dancing in her head.
PS-I’d be a-scared to take on Naomi! I bruise easily.
July 29th, 2008 at 6:33 amVern,
July 29th, 2008 at 6:54 amYeah, me too, I bleed profusely.
Vern: maybe she had a portrait in a locked room that took on all the ugliness created by her ruthless ways like in the Oscar Wilde novel “The Picture of Dorian Gray”. Guy is so pissed about the A-Rod roid-sex that he destroyed the portrait, bringing the ugliness down on her flesh. Da-da-da-dum!!! Step up Lourdes; it’s time for kinder, fresher, funkier talent.
July 29th, 2008 at 7:51 amyeah, every time I see a 50 year old I recoil in horror at the shocking destruction taking place in front of my eyes.
the Daily Mail retards missed the real story here– pacts with the devil don’t work! omg, that’s why naomi’s having such a bad decade…
July 29th, 2008 at 7:52 am*SNORT*
I am loving the Dorian Gray comparison! Poor Guy, attempting to dismantle the Rod/Roid Sex-(like when you have to hose down dogs to seperate them)eeewww!
And let’s hope Lourdes gets talent from her father, Lord knows she won’t get any from her mother.
July 29th, 2008 at 9:31 am