Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong
2008 - 2008
Actress Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong, a champion cyclist and mid-life crisis sufferer with a penchant for young blondes and cold beers, have split, a source tells Us Weekly. Their relationship was three months old at the time of passing.
Perhaps the most tragic part of this is the accompanying death of the couple’s celebrity nickname, which Candy once gleefully declared to be “Hudstrong.”
The Relationship of Kate and Lance is survived by their overactive loins.
R.I.P. Hudstrong.
