judge sez: Kardashian’s fake lashes are oddly reminiscent of that weird fuzz growing down her forehead.
extra points to dream girl’s face for resembling the terrain of a strange faraway planet where painted-on moles could be black holes, and the super sparkle lip goo is sticky enough to kill.
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judge sez: Kardashian’s fake lashes are oddly reminiscent of that weird fuzz growing down her forehead.
extra points to dream girl’s face for resembling the terrain of a strange faraway planet where painted-on moles could be black holes, and the super sparkle lip goo is sticky enough to kill.
July 30th, 2008 at 7:22 amYou should have put her next to that blonde chick from Danity Kane. She has crazy eye lashes like Tammy Faye Baker did.
July 30th, 2008 at 8:01 am