You wage a public war over claiming responsibility for trucker caps:
By the way, I call dibs on popularizing sneakers. I don’t care what Ellen says!
Jul
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2008
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I’m more interested in the “Count every hair on a hobbit’s” ad over Timberwhiney’s head.
July 31st, 2008 at 12:33 amThank God he didn’t copy his N’Sync hairstyle: http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/wi_doll_070830_ssv.jpg
July 31st, 2008 at 2:23 amWell hell, I was wearing boxer shorts before any of those jaybirds were even born so I demand credit for that
July 31st, 2008 at 7:01 amShit man, I’ve been wearing bras since grade 7. You can thank me, bitches!
July 31st, 2008 at 7:12 amI’ve got dibs on bad attitude, I was born with that, so lay off.
July 31st, 2008 at 7:22 am(snarky comment alert.) Whatever, Candy. I’m older than you, and I was wearing sneakers before you, so that makes me the sneaker queen. It makes Ellen the sneaker King.
July 31st, 2008 at 8:17 am…and Candy the sneaker princess! Awe!
July 31st, 2008 at 8:24 amI’ll take sarcasm for $200.00 Alex.
July 31st, 2008 at 11:36 amYeah, well Britney’s Uncle Jethro wants a word with both of them - he’ll be pulling into a truck stop in Reno in a couple of hours or they can reach him on CB in his Big Rig. He reckons he started the trucker cap thing and he’s willing to bet his double-wide trailer on it.
July 31st, 2008 at 2:57 pm