Holy Mr. and Mrs. Smith! The Sacred Jolie-Pitt Twins will be unveiled on People.com on Sunday. Because I know you haven’t been this excited since the premiere of this season’s “How Do I Look?” — oh, was that just me? — here’s a countdown to ensure you don’t miss the reveal of the Chosen Ones by a single SECOND:
Hello! acquired the international rights to the photos, so they will split the $10-15 million fee with People. Chump change! Puh-lease. Maddox wipes his NOSE with nothing less than $20 mill.
I don’t have confirmation of this, but I believe the multimillion-dollar photos of the twins will look exactly like…
… Every other baby.
Aunt J is making baby shaped pancakes on Sunday in honor of the chosen ones!
August 1st, 2008 at 9:53 amOh, I am SO gonna declare August 3rd Angelina Jolie Baby Photo Day–holiday for everybody!
August 1st, 2008 at 4:35 pmWill be on my knees facing Vatican City…or Mecca…or the general direction of France…before dawn Sunday.
August 1st, 2008 at 6:25 pmMight be a drunken stupor though…
August 1st, 2008 at 6:45 pm