Everything You Never Wanted to Know About Rachael Ray

File this one under:  Ignorance is bliss.

The daytime diva everyone loves to hate, Rachael Ray, is reportedly shopping a tell-all book that could serve up morsels even juicier than her delicious Franks and Beans Casserole.  Mmmm-mmm.

Rachael has apparently approached several publishers with a proposal for the autobiography, which would explore her troubled childhood, past struggles with alcohol and — you may want to take some Pepto before reading this (and eating the casserole) — bizarre sex life with husband John Cusimano.  The book could earn her a $3 million advance, the National Enquirer reports.

“Rachael has kept a diary all her life, and she’s talked about writing a memoir, so it stands to reason she’d finally go through with it,” a publishing insider tells the tab.

The book seems to be about Rachael wanting to get some things off her chest. She apparently believes that revealing her personal struggles will help win over her critics. She may be ready to finally tell her side.”

(Ed. note:  If that’s what she wants, I think she should ask herself WWJD [What Would Jodie Sweetin Do]?  Why, get a REALITY SHOW, of course!)

The 39-year-old is also considering spilling the beans on her struggle with drinking while still an underage undergrad at NYC’s Pace University.

“We were too young to drink, but that didn’t stop us. We were pretty smashed on rum and Coke,” a former college boyfriend of Rachael’s says.

Wasted in college?  *GASP!*  SCANDAL!

I hope that Pepto’s kicked in by now, because get this:  Rachael is also expected to tell us more than we ever wanted to know about her hubby’s penchant for kinky sex.  (Um, is this for real?)

“Rachael is being asked to tell what’s really gone on — and word has come back that John is into ‘bondage.’ Readers may find out how Rachael feels about the fetish. Since she hasn’t divorced him, she may accept it.”

Well, he could be into bondage OR he’s just gagging her for some peace and quiet.

No word on whether she likes to add a splash of EVOO.

Thanks to alert reader, Leslie

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