Aug
5
2008

Brain Candy: Tuesday Edition

OMG!  It’s Eva Mendes‘ pixelated nipple!  Why, I haven’t seen anything that scandalous since… Kate Beckinsale’s blurred side boob.  [Lainey]

Paris Hilton responds to McCain’s ad in a “Funny or Die” video.   Well, THAT one’s an easy vote. [Seriously?  OMG!]

Tyra poses as Michelle Obama.  Only with an infinitely bigger chest and ego.  [Celebrity Smack]

Popbytes takes candid shots at the Teen Choice Awards, answering the question that’s been weighing heavily on all of us:  How does Zac Efron’s foundation hold up in natural light?  [popbytes]

Talk about sexy foreplay:  Rihanna pops Chris Brown’s pimple.  [POTP]

Paris Hilton declares love by t-shirt.  That’s funny — I’m declaring MY feelings about her by finger!  Guess we all express ourselves in different ways.  [Ayyyy!]

Violet Affleck may be the one person in Hollywood who likes the paparazzi.  Okay, the only NATURAL blonde who likes the paparazzi.  [Gabby Babble]

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  1. Dr. L. says:

    That Paris for President video is hilarious. Whoever did that is brilliant.

  2. Joss says:

    I hate Paris Hilton. That is all.

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