If Lindsay so much as puts an extra packet of Splenda in her latte, her father has to talk to OK! magazine about it, so it’s no surprise that Daddy Lohan made a point of telling The Scoop that he’s no supporter of a rumored wedding between his daughter and Sam Ronson — a wedding reported by that ever-trustworthy News of the World, no less.
So of COURSE it’s true.
“I haven’t heard anything (about an upcoming wedding) from Lindsay, but if she was marrying Sam, I don’t think she’d ask me to walk her down the aisle,” says Michael. “She knows about my (Christian) faith … she just wouldn’t ask.”
What a shame. He would add such a touch of flair to the ceremony with his high-waisted Dockers and Father-of-the-Bride fanny pack!
Please, don’t let her turn lesbian or the entire LGBT community is gonna suffer from it: “Lindsay is perverted, Satan controls her, she takes drugs and she married a girl!”.
August 5th, 2008 at 10:09 amOn second thought, Michael Lohan is looking a little gay himself in that particular pix…..????
August 5th, 2008 at 12:38 pmOh your talent is so great and your posts so scarce…please don’t waste them on this guy. Love your site…
August 5th, 2008 at 1:50 pmThanks, Rose! Slim pickins in celebrity news right now, unfortunately…
August 5th, 2008 at 2:19 pmMichael Lohan is a Christian? So is this what Jesus would do? Be a professional snarky publicity whore with and illegitimate child (whose mother has to get a court order to get your DNA) and a history of drug addiction, abuse, and jail time?
Wow, that’s not the Christianity I’m familiar with. Must be some new kind, eh? Maybe it’s the “trot it out when you want to justify your behaviour” kind. Oh, yeah, that’s it, silly of me to miss it. It’s the “Jesus loves me but not you” sort of hypocritical kind. Gotta say, that suits Michael Lohan perfectly…
August 5th, 2008 at 7:31 pmPlease. Like he and Dina wouldn’t be united in riding this controversy as long as they both can.
August 5th, 2008 at 10:54 pm