Britney Spears, who once, um, joked that her umbrella attack was in preparation for a “movie roll,” may have finally landed that “roll”: A lesbian killer in a Quentin Tarantino film.
Which is, of course, the kind of juicy “roll” we ALL thought Britney would play after her edgy turn in Crossroads.
Brit was apparently chosen by Quentin to play dancer Varla in a remake of the 1965 cult film Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
Oh, man — I sure hope they use Brittany Murphy’s version of, “Faster Kill Pussycat.” Creepy husband aside, that chick’s got pipes!
Anyway…
Britney’s character is a cheery sort, as most Tarantino characters are, murdering her boyfriend with her bare hands before taking the girlfriend hostage. Brit will also have sex scenes with another girl before the drama ends in — of course — a blood-bath.
Sweet! I love a touching romantic comedy.
While Tarantino is in discussions with other Hollywood stars to take the roles of the remaining two strippers, a source said:
“Quentin is convinced Britney will be brilliant. She’s delighted. She thinks it could turn her career around. It is perfect Tarantino material. He wanted to get Britney first. She’s playing the most important character.”
And when Tarantino yells “Cut!” he’ll have to follow that up with, “No, not your HAIR, Britney!”
Boy, Tarantino will do ANYTHING to get the stench of Rose Mc Guire off!
August 6th, 2008 at 3:44 pmSorry, meant Rose McGowen.
August 6th, 2008 at 7:04 pmI thought it was Rodriguez that boinked Rose?
August 7th, 2008 at 12:57 amYou are right, but doing “grindhouse” was still too close.
August 7th, 2008 at 4:19 amAh, the title “Grindhouse” may serve to describe everything Tarantino does from now on.
Just, please, add some swords.
August 7th, 2008 at 3:23 pm