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Hey, John Mayer! You just broke up with your girlfriend — in whom are you going to confide?
Why, the paparazzi, of course.
Yes, John chatted with photographers yesterday about his split with Jennifer Aniston, saying:
There’s no lying, there’s no cheating, there’s no nothing. . . Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I have ever met.
So what went wrong?
“People are different, people have different chemistry,” said John, who reportedly appeared emotional, nervous and sad. “I ended a relationship to be alone, because I don’t want to waste somebody’s time if something’s not right.”
Translation: I want y’all to know I’M the one who ended it, bitches! Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go write some more deeply sensitive frat boy music that will make guys like Nick Lachey weep…
Hmph. He’s such a tool.
August 17th, 2008 at 7:34 pmYeah he IS a tool which beggars the question:’what the fuck was she thinking?’ I’m starting to veiw her as a bit of a pathetic figure, vacillating between one meaningless unsuitable relationship and the next, which by my experience, wears mighty thin by your late 30’s.
August 17th, 2008 at 8:33 pmFrewt: Yes.
August 17th, 2008 at 10:58 pmAnd, what an asshole.
It was only a couple years ago that she divorced a guy who broke her heart in front of the world. What’s the harm in dating and having fun for a while??? Why are men allowed to do that but it’s considered “pathetic” when a woman does it??
August 18th, 2008 at 12:53 amWhat a flaming dickmobile!
August 18th, 2008 at 9:53 amMaybe Candy’s default avatar can give him hemmorroids.
I am so tired of John Mayer! He isn’t all that and a bag of chips — even a bag od stale old greasy chips! And J Anniston is tired! They are part of this whole machine — this media machine and they both work it so well! OK, stepping down from the soapbox now!
August 18th, 2008 at 3:41 pmHe is such a loser .
August 19th, 2008 at 2:04 pmwe’ll never no what happened i think
August 21st, 2008 at 5:36 pmi like them both just a bit of fun for them both