Celebrity Crap Network (CCN): Now Selling Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Jewelry!

For an even higher-quality version of the show, please check out my video blog: It’s CandyTV.

Don’t delay — Make the Olsen Twins even *more* rich by getting YOUR Mary-Kate and Ashley troll necklaces on CCN today! While supplies last.

Celebrity Crap Network (CCN) is a leading interactive multi-channel peddler of crap produced by already-rich celebrities for an easy additional buck. We guarantee that all of our items are unoriginal and overpriced — and that the associated celebrities have little to nothing to do with the actual planning, design or creation of these items.

Jewelry concept, screen graphics and designs by:

14 at Gallery of the Absurd

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4 Responses to “Celebrity Crap Network (CCN): Now Selling Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Jewelry!”

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1. JJ says:

   CCN-LOVE it!! I hope this becomes a regular feature!!

   August 18th, 2008 at 3:00 pm

2. JJ says:

   Oh that lady has some crazy eyes!!

   August 18th, 2008 at 3:00 pm

3. kwendon says:

   Wow, does this mean there is hope for us amateur jewelry designers? Came I come out of the cofee shop I usually hustle my pieces in and go on HSN?! Anyone these days can claim to be an artist. I guess having lots of money and time on your hands make this so!

   August 18th, 2008 at 3:33 pm

4. kwendon says:

   Wait a minute Candy! Are you wlling to hustle amateur jewelry too? I want to join your network!!!

   August 18th, 2008 at 3:34 pm

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