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Singer Avril Lavigne, who has an adorable habit of spitting on photographers, has been banned from performing in Malaysia because she has been deemed “too sexy” to perform for the Muslim majority.
Coincidentally, Avril has been banned from being played in Candy’s house because she has been deemed “spelling-challenged” by Candy’s Ministry of Grammar. (Sk8er Boi? Really, Avril?)
Avril’s peeps had scheduled the concert there to kick off her Asian tour. However, the country’s Arts, Culture and Heritage ministry canceled her performance amid protests from the youth wing of a fundamentalist opposition group, the Pan-Malaysian Islamic Party.
Huh. All I have to say is: That’s the first time I’ve ever heard anyone call a spitter “too sexy.”
I was ready to rip you a new one regarding your comments on Avril Lavigne but before I did, I wanted to see who had written this BS. I clicked on “About Candy” and as the page came up I found myself dumbfounded. I was in awe.
August 19th, 2008 at 8:03 pmSomewhere between me yelling ” Holy Shit! she’s fricking smoking hot!” and all the blood in my body rushing from one head to the other, I forgot what I was doing and watched every clip on your my space page. Please add me to what I am sure is a very large and rapidly growing fanbase.
The real tragedy here is I think most people missed the spit or swallow joke! Your sense of humor can be so dirty Candy, I love it!
August 20th, 2008 at 9:53 amI would consider the youth of malaysia very lucky to not hear her squawking. Good songwriter, shitty singer.
August 20th, 2008 at 10:08 am