What I Think Her Breath Smells Like: Heather Mills

Paul McCartney’s jugular; sweat from her voracious gold-digging; rats’ milk; A Hard Day’s Night… with an Arab prince; a lovely glass of Chablis

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6 Responses to “What I Think Her Breath Smells Like: Heather Mills”

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1. Vern says:

   The botox that drips down from her twitchy eyes.

   August 19th, 2008 at 12:39 pm

2. Dr. L. says:

   Ummm, gotta be a little speed or coke taste in that mouth, too.

   August 19th, 2008 at 1:29 pm

3. librarian kathleen says:

   Perfect.

   August 19th, 2008 at 5:01 pm

4. Eize says:

   …and I thought the new icon was of a relative of Heather Mill’s.

   August 19th, 2008 at 5:32 pm

5. Mateo says:

   The rotgut hooch she drinks out of her leg at parties. Hilarious.

   August 19th, 2008 at 7:40 pm

6. Vern says:

   That’s my little Mateo Sunshine,
   turning lemons into lemonade.
   *SIGH*

   August 20th, 2008 at 2:43 am

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