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Maybe if I put on some beer googles, this ad will seem more appealing…?
Nah, I didn’t think so. (Hey, stop looking at me like that. It’s five o’clock SOMEWHERE.)
FUN GAME TIME: Jessica Simpson telling us to “be smart” is like ____________ telling us to be _____________.
Jessica Simpson telling us to be smart is like OJ Simpson telling us to be law abiding citizens. Hey they even have the same last name!
August 20th, 2008 at 2:46 pm……..is like Posh telling us to “be real”.
August 20th, 2008 at 3:00 pmSimpson telling us to be smart, is like the advertiser telling us to believe this heavily air-brushed, photo-shopped pic, is what JS really looks like. Um, not even close. LOL!
August 20th, 2008 at 3:01 pmHey CK beer googles? Where can I get some! I know, I know, you meant goggles right? Is Google ruling your life! Just kiddin’
Anyway, Simpson telling us to be smart, is like Mr ex Jessica Nick Lachey telling amateur singers how to win a grammy! Ouch…..
August 20th, 2008 at 4:10 pmJessica Simpson telling us to be smart is like Jamie Lynn Spears telling us to be responsible.
August 20th, 2008 at 4:22 pmOh, you’ve never heard of beer googles, kwendon? It’s when you drunkenly Google your ex-boyfriends, high school classmates, etc. and befriend them on Facebook — and then regret it the next morning.
VERY dangerous, those beer googles.
August 20th, 2008 at 4:47 pmShe looks stoned. :/
Also: Wordpress is odd. I thought the “account” I established in order to comment in Stephen Fry’s blog would work here. Hmmm…
August 20th, 2008 at 6:16 pmJessica Simpson telling us to be smart… Is like Papa Joe telling us he’s only had pure, parental thoughts about her. Blech
PS: Agree with poster Tyler. And what’s the effen point, to hiring someone for ad, then use so much makeup, fake hair — plus the photo retouch — the person is barely recognizable???? What a JOKE
August 20th, 2008 at 6:41 pm. . . is like Joan Rivers telling us to grow old gracefully.
August 20th, 2008 at 7:15 pmLike Courtney Love telling us about proper grammer.
August 20th, 2008 at 7:21 pmLike Paris Hilton telling us to be modest.
August 20th, 2008 at 7:24 pm….is like Amy Winehouse preaching moderation.
Is that advertisement trying to be facetious? She looks about as dumb as a post in that pic.
August 20th, 2008 at 8:02 pmLike Vern trying to make Mateo give up Vern. And boys named Johnny (Knoxville, Depp, Carson, Cash, Quest, Walker Black, Cake…)
August 21st, 2008 at 2:20 amLike David Beckham telling us not to get tattoos.
August 21st, 2008 at 5:42 amOOOOOH Mateo!
August 21st, 2008 at 6:36 amJohnny (Danger, Rotten,Doe, Jenkins-JingleHeimer-Schmidt, Walker Red, Wayne, Angel, Jump-up)
Frankie and Johnnie
John-John(JFK JR)
Love Johnny Cake-can we roll around in them?
And there are always the songs:
(Among others) “The Truth About Johnny” by the Raveonettes, and “Johnny B. Goode” by the immortal Chuck Berry.
August 22nd, 2008 at 3:35 pmOh LK!
August 22nd, 2008 at 6:43 pmYESSS!!!!
Johnny B. Goode!
But not familiar with the Raveonettes, I think I’ll beer goooogle them!