Pop Quiz: Jeremy Piven

Aug 21, 2008 | Tags: ,

Jeremy Piven is saying WHAT to this blonde on the Entourage set:

1) If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you;

2)  Oh, I’m sorry — did I insult you with that blonde joke?  Let’s hug it out... then f*ck;

3)  Oooohhhh, girlfriend, those strappy heels are fab-U-lous!;

4)  Sorry, I make it a rule not to date Hogans.  Speaking of which, please tell your mom to stop calling me;

5)  None of the above.  Jeremy is saying _______________.

[via ONTD]

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  1. MK says:

    It’s not a toupee. It’s my own hair.

  2. MK says:

    Actually, I’m 5′*4*.

  3. Vern says:

    “There’s nothing up my sleeve.”

    (translation: “nothing in my pants.”)

  4. Dr. L. says:

    Shut your hole honey, mine’s makin’ money.

  5. k8e says:

    ‘Will THIS make you change your mind?’ …and he produces a dvd of his work from his jacket pocket.

  6. lmnop says:

    “Do you know who I am? Would you like to?”

  7. Annie Nonymous says:

    No no it will still be even-steven. Look, I took of my jacket, you took of your jeans. I’ll take off my tie, you take off your dress. Trust me it will work.

  8. Denise says:

    Without those heels on I’d be taller than you, you know.

  9. frewtloop says:

    No no really, your walk on was the best I’ve every seen, honest….uh, wanna f*ck?

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