Sienna Miller’s House Vandalized

Ouch.

Suspects wanted for questioning include:

Rosetta Getty

Jude Law’s first wife, Sadie Frost

Kim Porter

And…

Bart Simpson.

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10 Responses to “Sienna Miller’s House Vandalized”

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1. zfiledh says:

   I suspect Jude Law, TBH. ;P

   On a more serious side, I find it a bit irksome that a woman gets all the flak when it comes to adultery, and the guy gets away almost scot-free because it’s expected of men to cheat. :/

   August 21st, 2008 at 7:18 pm

2. Vern says:

   *Snicker*
   They thought it was Mateo’s house!

   August 21st, 2008 at 7:36 pm

3. Peta says:

   Zfiledh, I think part of the problem lies with the fact that we have yet to come up with anything better than ‘man-whore’or ‘man-skank’ for men.

   Seriously though, Balthazar should be catching just as much if not more hell from people. He’s actually the one with more at stake (and causing more pain) with this affair.

   August 21st, 2008 at 8:28 pm

4. zfiledh says:

   I could list a few suggestions, Peta, but that might ban me from this establishment.

   August 21st, 2008 at 9:32 pm

5. frewtloop says:

   Peta I have one, how about: scum sucking, shit encrusted asshole?

   yeah I know, too kind…

   Sluttiena’s (thanks IBB, where are you btw?) slightly LESS culpable in this mess given her obvious lack of maturity.

   August 22nd, 2008 at 12:48 am

6. mateo says:

   I’ve been called worse by better…

   August 22nd, 2008 at 1:35 am

7. midevil says:

   Boys will be boys! Stupid tramp, if she hadn’t of seduced such an innocent man, none of this would have happened.

   /barf

   August 22nd, 2008 at 6:13 am

8. CRB says:

   I could call Balthazar many things, started with b and ending with astard.

   They’re both as bad as each other, but to kiss a married man with his wife’s name tattooed over his heart? That would put me off a bit. Just a little, ya know.

   August 22nd, 2008 at 6:19 am

9. librarian kathleen says:

   The word “prick” always works.

   August 22nd, 2008 at 3:09 pm

10. kwendon says:

    How about Jude Law’s former nanny? Or Jude Law’s son, you know the little tyk that busted daddy with his nanny!

    August 24th, 2008 at 8:03 am

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