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Yes, yes, I realize it’s “on the lam,” but that doesn’t work for my super-cheesy pun, now does it? And any grammarian worth her salt knows super-cheesy puns always trump proper spelling. Geesh.
Poor Gwen Stefani. Childbirth clearly took a toll on her judgment because: 1) She named her newborn Zuma Nesta Rock, which sounds more like an energy drink I would like to mix with vodka than a person; and 2) She let Britney Spears babysit son Kingston this weekend.
CandyKirby.com’s sources say the boys feasted on nutritious snacks such as Funyuns, Marlboros and Vodka-Zumas, while Jayden was overheard offering to trade his matchbox car for Kingston’s parents.
Are you serious??? She let Titney babysit???
August 25th, 2008 at 10:04 amShe could have dropped him off at the Pitt/Jolie house. Who would even notice an extra kid?
Is it possible for poor Jayden to break one’s heart more? Poor kid is forever trying to connect to his mom, and she can’t even put the phone down.
August 25th, 2008 at 10:13 amWOW! It’s a pity nobody is as perfect or lead such a perfect life as you. Good job!
August 25th, 2008 at 11:29 am“while Jayden was overheard offering to trade his matchbox car for Kingston’s parents.”
HAHAHAHA!!! That’s great!
August 25th, 2008 at 11:35 amAll these rich Hollywood celebutrash folks are presumed to have nannies and handlers around to watch kids. Let us hope it’s true.
August 25th, 2008 at 3:30 pm