What I Think His Breath Smells Like: Michael Lohan

An OK! magazine editor’s ass; holy water; passion for high-waisted jeans and mock turtlenecks; a gift from the prison semen fairy; a last-minute swish of Scope

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2 Responses to “What I Think His Breath Smells Like: Michael Lohan”

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1. martini lover says:

   a gift from the semen fairy-lmao!

   August 26th, 2008 at 4:04 pm

2. librarian kathleen says:

   The perfumes, moisturizers and powders that his daughters use.

   August 27th, 2008 at 3:41 pm

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