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Anyone who wants to become a mind-blowing lover knows the ONLY way to do so is to study Cosmo and the Internet. In fact, we have explored Cosmopolitan’s fail-proof “Favorite Mattress Moves” and Glamour’s “4 Crazy Sex Things Other Women Do” — and now it’s time to understand iVillage’s “4 Sex Secrets That Keep Any Guy Interested” — yes, ANY guy! — as advised by a man.
Here is what Mr. Michael Jeffrey — and I — had to say:
Michael’s Tip #1 — Don’t be a tease, but don’t be a sure thing, either.
What many women — and men, for that matter — sometimes fail to realize is that there’s a very fine line between being a tease and being playful.
Candy responds: This is why God invented handjobs.
Michael’s Tip #2 — Make him a believer, but don’t oversell it.
I can’t stress enough the importance of playing to the male ego and placating his inevitable insecurities about penis size, stamina and the ability to bring you to orgasm.
Candy responds: So I shouldn’t mention his penis makes me hungry for a Gherkin?
Michael’s Tip #3 — Underpromise, overdeliver.
As far as the bedroom is concerned, avoid creating false expectations at all costs. For example, no guy wants to hear about how great you are at giving fellatio if you’re not going to perform it on him. And if you promise to “rock his world” and then don’t? Well, you’re setting him up for disappointment.
Candy responds: You’re absolutely right — it drives men WILD when I tell them I suck in bed and plan to lay there like a dead frog. Now THAT is a surefire tip to keep any guy interested.
Michael’s Tip #4 — Desire is key.
… It’s important to remember that simply expressing a desire for your guy makes a man feel sexually powerful, and making him feel wanted will make him want you even more.
Candy responds: Do I tell him I desire his Gherkin penis before or after I undersell my sexual abilities? Man, this is even more confusing than Courtney Love’s MySpace blog!
michael claims to be a man but it sounds like he’s never met one! those are the stupidest tips ever.
August 27th, 2008 at 10:50 pmNo guy wants to hear about how great you are at giving fellatio if you’re not going to perform it on him. And if you promise to “rock his world” and then don’t? Well, you’re setting him up for disappointment. It’s good to be confident, but the less you promise, the less expectation you create and the more pleasant a surprise you can be for him. And when you’re a pleasant surprise, there’s usually going to be an encore performance;
August 28th, 2008 at 4:24 amIt’s all about actions, not words.
August 28th, 2008 at 7:48 amI completely agree with K9.
the only thing we are interested in is getting “IT”
it meaning sex.
for those of you who didn’t get “IT”
August 28th, 2008 at 7:58 amsorry K8
August 28th, 2008 at 7:59 amI’m so confused!
Ya do or ya don’t, ya will but ya won’t… (thanks, Keith Richards).
August 28th, 2008 at 4:05 pmCan’t tell if Michael’s coming or going. (no pun intended).
August 28th, 2008 at 4:47 pm