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Papa Joe working overtime: Jessica Simpson lands cover of People with newsworthy statements such as, “Tony is the love of my life!” [Lainey]
If you just subtract the fifteen nose jobs, permanent eyeliner, cheek implants, lightened skin and carved-out cleft chin, Michael Jackson really is a handsome man! [Pink is the New Blog]
Mackenzie Phillips learns the hard way she should probably start buying her drugs AFTER going through LAX Security. [Seriously? OMG!]
Heidi Montag fondles her melons. [Smack]
Karina Smirnoff doing the horizontal tango with Mario Lopez once again on Dancing with the Cheating Stars. [Gabby]
Missing Alert: The back of Tara Reid’s shirt. [Ayyyy!]
Tim Gunn says Katie Holmes‘ new look “does not compute.” [POTP]
All Sheryl Crow wants to do… is make some easy money from a denim line. [popbytes]
Hef tying the knot? As likely as Kendra attending a Mensa Convention. [Dirt]
A $2.8 million, 110-pound solid gold statute of Kate Moss. Which weighs more than the subject. [Dlisted]
Yeah right. Huffner is SO not going to get married. If he is, it’s cause he’s in the final stages of a mind-eating disease and he thinks it’s his first marriage and he’s like 25.
August 28th, 2008 at 12:44 pmJessica Simpson is actually cute….well….not really….if she didn’t try so hard to look so desperate for Tony Romo!
August 28th, 2008 at 4:37 pmMe-thinks Jessica’s 15 minutes of fame is almost up. And hef has 1 foot in the grave and the other foot on a banana peel.
Either way, the end of an era is around the corner.
August 28th, 2008 at 5:02 pm