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Post-coital tea, anyone?
Post-coital tea, anyone?
…for his addiction to sex.
Yes, the 48-year-old actor, husband to Tea Leoni and father of two — who also plays a voracious man whore in Californication (hmmmm) — apparently enjoys giving nonstop rides on his bologna pony.
David Do-Me, er… Duchovny… released this statement via People:
“I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction. I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family.”
Privacy? Now? Dude. You should have just said you were a coke addict. No one would have thought twice about it. But a sex addiction…? That is just JUICY! Literally and figuratively.
We consulted with our on-staff medical consultant, Dr. Candy, who recommends a daily treatment of the Up and Cummers collection (80 movies to choose from!) and a tube of K-Y Jelly for Duchovny’s symptoms.
“a” tube of K-Y jelly?
*snickers*
I’ll see the patient in my office, kthnx!
August 28th, 2008 at 7:59 pmthis does not surprise me at all. i always thought he was smarmy.
August 28th, 2008 at 8:17 pmSeparated at birth:
Duchovny and Vlad Putin.
Hey, you tell me!
August 28th, 2008 at 8:38 pmSo I guess he got caught doing the nanny, the maid, the pool boy, the mailman and his mother-in-law?
August 28th, 2008 at 11:51 pmFunny. He is smarmy. Pffft. Sex addict. Show me something original.
August 29th, 2008 at 12:29 am@LK - o_O
If the sex rehab is like the other celeb rehabs, it’s a publicity stunt
August 29th, 2008 at 12:59 amWhatever. Why does every bit of bad behavior have to be classified as an illness now? So he is not responsible for being unable to keep it in his pants..? Grow up DD.
August 29th, 2008 at 5:28 amMy ex was a sex addict. It’s hell.
August 29th, 2008 at 6:01 amBetter David (bigger attention whore than Lyndsay Lohan) Duchovny than
August 29th, 2008 at 9:00 amDavid (ugliest man alive) Guest-Liza Mineeli’s ex.
so he plays a sex addict and the new season of his show is just beginning? what a coincidence!
August 29th, 2008 at 9:11 amOh, Vern. I’ve met David Gest (sp?). You have no idea. Barf. But I think I could help David D. with his addiction. I know a place in beautiful Honolulu…
August 29th, 2008 at 11:02 amPouring hot tea while naked can be very dangerous!! Good thing he’s covered the member with a cup.
August 29th, 2008 at 11:56 amMateo,
August 30th, 2008 at 5:08 amYou’re such a giver! Makes me proud to know ya!
LOL at Dances w/Poodles
August 30th, 2008 at 4:43 pm