The Lohans See the Duffs’ Court Battle, Raise Them a Media War

Aug 28, 2008 | Tags: , ,

Not pleased that the Duffs’ dysfunction usurped their usual place in the tabloids, the Lohans have managed to weasel their way back into the likes of Access Hollywood and People with a public war of words: Michael Lohan vs. The Fedora Twins, Lindsay and Sam.

Earlier this week, Papa Lohan dissed Sam, telling E! News that “Samantha is using my daughter,” on the heels of rumors that Sam was planning a tell-all memoir.  “Let’s just say I hope Lindsay starts opening her eyes and realizes who the people using her are,” he added.

So how do The Fedora Twins respond?  Via MySpace, of course!

From Sam:

SHUT THE F*** UP
Current mood: bullied

i really don’t want to say anything because i feel like he wins- he, being the man who is so desperate for attention that he goes to the media whenever possible- i know i am being used, i am just a pawn- easy to sacrifice in order to feed his addiction. I was angry when i first read his attack on me, but- for me- i believe that actions speak louder than words… so now i just pity him- i am not standing in his way- i am not the reason that he has no contact with his daughter- he is- his need to throw a tantrum for the whole world to hear is- i am not going to go into a play by play defense- i feel no need to publicly defend my role in lindsay’s life- i’m just sorry that she likes me more than him.

p.s. i’m not the one that is so lost that i need to use my relationship with lindsay to earn a living…. i am, always will and always have been here for her for her- not for anything else….so I think it’s safe to say that there is not now and never will be a tell all….. written by me….. when does your book come out mr. lohan?

Sam comes from a wealthy family, right?  You’d think she could afford to buy some capital letters.

Lindsay’s long-ass response after the jump.

DRUG FREE
Current mood: betrayed
Category: Life

Currently listening :
Confessions of a Broken Heart

If you have something to say to me, say it to my face- that’s what i have believed my whole life- don’t be a coward and say it to others first, let alone all the media in the world- i think we know where the rest of this blog is going…

If you guessed it had to do with my father- then you guessed right! It really hurts, because i have tried- after all that my mother and siblings have gone through, i really tried to make things work- For the hope of having a father again-wanting things to change- even though people have said, some people will forever remain the same.

Having said that- the people were right, and he is yet to change- but this time, without his daughter by his side- He has become a public embaressment and a bully- To my family, my co-workers, my friends, and a girl that means the world to me (its obvious who that is).

He has no idea what is going on in my life because i have chosen not to involve him in it- His recent attack on my life and my loved ones is simply for an ADDICTION THAT HE HAS- FAME. Why he feels the need to comment on anything in my life that i may want to keep private, is beyond comprehension- If he really cared about me and my life, then he would learn to respect my wishes by staying out of it.

Samantha has not and would never sell me out. Nor has my mother, who is wonderful.

This further proves that any information that my father has about me or the people in my life is internet based- and about as accurate as a page six item.

I’m not going to engage any further, though i probably could go on…

I have said enough, i have a therapist, and it is not the the camera man at x17.

And yet she DID manage to promote her angst-ridden single, “Confessions of a Broken Heart,” in the midst of her cathartic note. Well-played, Lilo. Well-played, indeed.  Although if she had been really savvy about it, she also would have included a line to the effect of:

“While I was putting on my leggings-available for $132 at ShopIntuition.com-I became even MORE pissed…”

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5 Responses to “The Lohans See the Duffs’ Court Battle, Raise Them a Media War”

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  1. jojodancer says:

    REALLY ALL THE MEDIA IN THE WORLD?

    WHAT AN EGO, AM I RIGHT!?

  2. Aunt J says:

    Aunt J thinks they’re all a bunch of narcissitic arseholes.

  3. Aunt J says:

    Aunt J also can’t spell.

    NARCISSISTIC

  4. Happy Go Lucky says:

    Has she done any work lately?? awww, i miss Mean Girls Lindsay

  5. bluehawaii says:

    Fame! Ain’t it a bitch.

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