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And what about the wind that passes through her ears? Does that smell like smoke from trying to remember the lyrics to her songs?
Jessica Simpson has been slammed by a critic for a “bizarre and often frustrating” performance in Ontario, Canada Wednesday — where she inexplicably admitted: “I do pass gas a lot. I guarantee it smells like roses.”
Charming.
The Niagara Falls Review reporter added: “It might be unfair calling Jessica Simpson’s show at the Avalon Ballroom Wednesday a train wreck — at some point, a train knows where it’s going. . . [Jessica] is still living in a reality show, convinced everyone is so fascinated with her personal life, they’d rather hear her talk than sing.”
He also noted that, although Dolly Parton wrote one of her songs, “the only thing Simpson has in common with Dolly Parton are huge … hair extensions.” Wait, what is he trying to say?
After the concert, CandyKirby.com’s sources say Jessica won over fans by treating them to the fried chicken and potato salad she’d stored under her dress, which also doubles as a picnic basket.
Her country getups are so ridiculously over the top which is saying alot for country attire!!
August 29th, 2008 at 11:37 amShe’s smelling her farts? I wonder if she’s also licking her butthole like my cats.
August 29th, 2008 at 12:04 pmi think papa joe does that for her, rebecca.
August 29th, 2008 at 1:16 pmhaha, nice one ML.
August 29th, 2008 at 1:19 pmIs it sick that i think (that) incest joke is funny? prolly
August 29th, 2008 at 1:19 pmyeah we’re pretty sick. celebrity incest is funny until we know it’s true!
August 29th, 2008 at 1:42 pmAunt J thinks that picture of Jessica is begging for another gross incest joke!
August 29th, 2008 at 5:13 pmDolly Parton she is not. Nick must be thanking the lord every night.
August 29th, 2008 at 6:59 pm@ML - *faint* :O
August 30th, 2008 at 12:43 amanyone stoopid enough to go to one of her concerts deserves whatever rose scented crap they get!
August 30th, 2008 at 4:57 amI’d go to her concert for the fried chicken and potato salad alone! Perhaps she could throw in some of that low fat beer she’s been hawking too? I think Jessica always wanted this and now is her time to shine! Buuurrppp!!!
August 30th, 2008 at 7:49 amI can not stand her. Her music is aweful!!
August 31st, 2008 at 8:26 pm