Aug
29
2008

John McCain Picks Janet Wood as Running Mate!

Oh, wait.

My cats political advisors inform me that is actually Alaskan governor and former Miss Alaska contestant Sarah Palin that McCain has chosen — NOT Three’s Company’s Joyce DeWitt.

What a shame.  Imagine the sexual double entendres, misunderstandings, and slamming-into-open-doors hilarity that would have ensued on their campaign trail!

For the record, I believe McCain would have made a fine Chrissy.

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  1. Dances with Poodles says:

    If McCain thinks picking this pro-life woman is going to woo Hillary voters then he’s even more senile than I thought!!

  2. jenn says:

    BOOM! What you just heard was a shot across the bow. Now Obama will want to talk about experience. Well played Maverick

  3. martini lover says:

    this certainly makes it more interesting than i expected.

  4. midevil says:

    Hmmm, I”m not sure which candidate has shot himself harder in the foot. American politicis is interesting!

  5. librarian kathleen says:

    Here’s an idea: the whole thing is a plot. McCain gets the presidency for about seven minutes. Then, for health reasons, he has to step down. Now, all the people who wanted Hillary will be happy with a female president.

    Never mind that her politics are not in tune with most of us.

    Listen, this is no crazier than any of the many other scenarios that bloggers have put forth….

  6. Aunt J says:

    Aunt J thinks Barack is an idiot for not choosing Hillary as his running mate.

  7. Vern says:

    One would almost wish this had something to do with Politics. However, let me break it down for you:
    It’s all about the pretty-
    Handsome young guy needs old white man for balance.
    Old white guy needs youth and beauty-”happens” to be female.
    JFK-Johnson, Bush-Quayle anyone?

  8. wolfen says:

    What a Fox for vp!!!

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